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Cannibal Taboo (2006)
Worst movie ever
Cannibalism, incest, lesbians and a load of gratuitous nudity, sounds good on paper I know but unfortunately this is without a doubt the worst film I have ever seen! How this is rated 4 stars is beyond me, I can only assume some little kids liked it because they got to see stack of naked ladies. I have given it 1 star only because there is not an option for 0 stars.
It is your typical softcore/horror movie - it looks cheap, the script is atrocious and the acting is sickeningly bad. Now I quite like this type of movie, normally there's some enjoyment to be had but how wrong was I this time. I think the main problem was that it was 2 hours long and the story, even if it had been extremely well written, would struggle to fill 70 minutes.
Basically the film meanders boringly along and every time it looks like there might be some kind of suspense the moment goes on far too long and the writing is so stupid that these moments become just as boring as the rest of the movie.
If you're reading this thinking of watching this movie, don't, just get a mate to slam your head in a car door for a couple of hours - you'll have infinitely more enjoyment. If you are reading this because you were somehow involved in making this film just sell your gear and please, never make another movie.