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The Off Season (2004)
Books are now, more then just for reading :)
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This movie to sum it up is ... low budget like you wouldn't believe
*goes into story* On a cold winter morn there i was With my movie rentals in a horror state of mind thinking HEY this movie sounds awesome but i was sadly mistaken ... It seems to be the answer for the horror urge i needed but yet again i was sadly mistaken so i sit there watching ... waiting with anticipation switching positions to avoid the cursed limbs falling asleep syndrome but to my despair it was nothing of what i hoped it was far from it
Now ill admit i did jump at one part i was playing with my kittens and BAM LADY and i jumped ... but to find out what i mean about the book and the lady watch it ... if your into that whole student film craze if not ... avoid!
Terror Toons (2002)
Terror Toons ....
To sum this up in a short explanation ... this movie ... made me want to punch MYSELF in the head ... but in a good way! No Really ... it is not worth the 5 or whichever amount your local blockbuster ... what have you charges so my advice if you want to see it Brag about it to a friend when they spend their money on renting it then see it ...
One day I hope to have those images out of my head
But alas ... i must say as far as cheesy horror goes ... this one is gone right out there .... outer space out there Although it seems like they spent a lot of time on the costumes (Can anyone say value Village? I shop there i know what the Halloween section looks like and i must say the Doctor Carnage does resemble the Mascott for VV Coincidence?)
But alas i digress i don't want to ruin the hope some still have out there for what this movie may be like and ill leave with a comment/quote
"Its a treat for the eyes, not the brain." - The Good Mercutio
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