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Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time (1991)
So bad, everyone should watch it.
If you are ever in the mood for a truly terrible film, it would be hard to find something that could even compare to this. I have spent a lot of time watching a lot of terrible movies just for the sheer joy I get from it, and man, this is one of the worst. This movie was so bad, I had to buy the third Beastermaster online. That one wasn't as bad, which is amazing since it was straight to video. This is one of those films that is hard to comprehend how it was made in the first place. I mean, someone had to actually have read the script (or many scripts, I'm sure they made several drafts) and said "Yeah, that's it. Here's some money." Actually, they probably just wanted to make a Beastmaster 2 before they even had a script, then went with whatever they had. Ack, horrible. So, if you are a fan of really bad movies, watch this one. It is a true classic, and film doesn't get much worse than this. And if it does, please let me know.
Big Fish (2003)
Overrated sack of crap.
This movie is so cheesy and lame, it screams Burton. What is so good about this film? You got this guy that's crying over his dad's stories, which is just lame. Seriously, his dad likes to entertain people with stories, get over it. You got Ewen stalking this girl and she's acting all lovey about it (in all reality she would have called the cops and gotten a restraining order probably by the time the airplane spelled her name or whatever). I guess you could make the argument that he was exaggerating again, but still. He was creepy. And, oh man, the ending. The stupid, lame ending. As soon as his son started spatting out that story as his dad was dying, I was begging for him to just keel over already so I didn't have to tolerate it anymore. Overrated. Very overrated.