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Rambo (1986)
Excellent for its time
There was a long animated movie and a number of stand alone episodes. The latter were not really up to par with the movie but came close. The most impressive feature about the Rambo cartoon is the sheer loyalty towards existing and historic military hardware such as the Lockheed AC-130 Spectre gunship and the Battleship Yamamoto which are shown in full force. Its also surprising to see that the aircraft which made extensive appearances such as the OV-10 Bronco and Avro HS-748, although not mentioned by name, are reproduced with great authenticity. In the series, they come up with some innovative military designs.
Story lines were decent and the action, although far from realistic and the explosions far from impactive, were at the least, quite intensive. The animation was standard Ruby Spears quality. The only thing is that while 10000s of bullets were fired, no one actually got killed or even hurt.
I really don't know why morons like Jtalledo call this a GI Joe clone? There is really very little in common with GI Joe and this one was at least a little bit more mature. People like the mentioned who lampoon themselves cluelessly should really not waste our time here by talking garbage.
Agent Cody Banks (2003)
Aaaargh my eyes!
Frankie munitz or whatever his name is isn't a bad actor really and Malcom in the Middle is or was quite good at one point of time. Because of that you are misled into thinking that this piece of crap movie may actually be good. The potential was certainly there especially given the idea and premise.
But no. This has to be one of the worst films I ever had to suffer. Even if someone wanted to make a movie purposely bad, it would'nt be as bad as this. The story, acting, direction, f/x, screenplay and everything else are so bad that its hard to imagine that such a horrid experience wasn't actually engineered to make people puke? And who cast the heroine? He should be shot. You'd better not watch this horrid movie for sanity's sake. And don't show it to your kids either. It will traumatize them and anger their impressionable minds making for potential future criminals. Why isn't this movie in the IMDb bottom 100?