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A Box of Faith (2015)
Not Very Good
Acting leaves a lot to be desired. Cast just skates through without a care in the world. A 16 year old girl goes homeless, isn't bothered, attacked, molested by anyone. She has an encounter with one homeless nut job who's nothing but nice. Amazingly her and a not so much friend share a storage locker for days, wearing the same clothes and both manage to have perfect, clear hair and clothes throughout the movie. Come on. Neither so much had a smudge on them.
The father is set up by a co-worker for theft. A small circuit testing device. You can find them for $30 at Harbor Freight. For this he's fired with next to no evidence. His boss who says he wanted to trust him gives him no chance to defend himself. Somehow the boss gets felony charges pressed and with a conviction 17 years in his past he's sentenced to years in prison. Years for theft under $100. A first year law student could have gotten this guy off with a slap on the wrist.
The part where the girl's letters to go disappear, that was moderately clever as was the bad girl's letter not being taken.
Too easy. Badly acted. Scenery at the park was beautiful. Might be good for young kids, family movie night.
Counting Cars (2012)
Slowly Becoming an Ex Fan
Ryan is a god of painting and I'd kill to have him lay color on my dream car. The rest of the staff is nearly as talented. My problem is the more I watch the reruns the more I become convinced Danny is a selfish self-centered jerk who's obsessed with having the most toys. He repeatedly ignores needs of the shop to put his own childish wants ahead of all other things. Shop low on funds? Dozens of jobs backing up because everyone is working on his pet project? Who cares. Go behind Kevin's back and throw $50,000 or more in another car. He's got to have enough where he can already drive a different car every day of the month. Just ONCE I want to see him say "Let's put getting the staff and shop bills paid first." Just once put the livelihood of people who keep you in toys ahead of your own greed, Danny.
Sell This House (2003)
A good show with annoying house shoppers...
OK, I'm a guy and one of the main reason I watch this show is Tanya Memme who is absolutely stunning. But aside from that the show is full of good ideas not to sell your own home but even just to make your house look a little better. As mentioned in another users comments the one drawback are the house shoppers caught on their hidden cameras. I don't know if they're hired plants or if they specifically go looking for anal people who like to complain a lot (A LOT!) They bitch about things that are so irrelevant you almost have to believe they're scripted. Why bother putting down other people's furnishings? You're going to be bringing your OWN in, aren't you? And the tiniest, pickiest details, I just saw one man while looking at a $500,000 house complaining that the DOORKNOBS in ONE room were outdated... outdated doorknobs?! Do doorknobs even get outdated? Come on, you're spending half a million dollars for a house, what's $50 - $100 for new knobs for goodness sake. But as long as Tanya Memme graces the screen with her adorable face, I'll be watching the show :)
Alien Visitor (1996)
My god, that STUNK....
Not only do alien visitors look exactly like furry armpitted human woman and not only are alien visitors able to perfectly speak English (with an Australian accent) they ALSO call their stars by the SAME names our Earthly astronomers have given them!
And topping all that off, all alien life knows just how mean, evil, wasteful and destructive us humans are. And they're quite willing to tell us just how bad that is.
If you ever have the chance to see this movie, don't. Well, unless you suffer from insomnia or the choices are this movie or exploratory surgery without anesthesia.
This movie tries to get a moral, ecological point across but only succeeds in making you yawn and pray it ends soon.
Bubble Boy (2001)
Truly Underrated
This movie is truly under appreciated. It manages to be hysterically funny in parts and yet maintains the innocence of someone who's never been out in the world. This is most definately worth seeing.
The Last Good Time (1994)
"Worst movie ever."
I got this movie on pay per view late one night and the only reason I continued watching it was that I was trapped at work with nothing to do. This movie sucked beyond belief, snails move faster than the plot of this drivel develops. The director and writers should be run out of Hollywood on a rail for creating such garbage. Only watch this movie if you're suffering from insomnia, it's a sure cure for that.