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Fast X (2023)
Wow, I thought it would be bad , but not this bad.
There is action - that's for sure, but it contains a number of Random long scenes, very dodgy accents along with the wooden acting, with tired cliche "family" dialogue and so so cgi . Oh my - don't even get me started with the story, or lack of.
Felt like I was watching a stich up, of a Tv series consisting of 10min episodes most of it fillers.
Please please stop this franchise, haven't watched a few for a while , and to be honest just has this on in the background while I was pairing a room - and still found the painting more interesting. Who really watches this crap ?
Oh and mrs mirren - what are you doing.
Willow (2022)
20mins in, what a load of tripe.
I don't often write reviews , very very not often.
But felt I had to on this series. For me it didn't have the same vibe as the original movie it's based on. The acting wasn't the best - and what is with all the different accents within the same family even 😂
The story - I watched 2 episodes - hoping the story would improve - but it's all just teen angst. This is clearly made for confused American teenagers. Like I know times have changed in past 30 years, but I feel who ever made this series are just ticking boxes to appease people.
Now did I mention the accents ? Haha - one of the characters (oh did I say there is no character building ) - , sorry, one of the characters accent chnages from American to English to American all the time. It's these little things - that make it unwatchable.
Also - Can someone answer me why the girl had to cross the gorge on an old rotting tree ? That whole scene was like - wtf.
Inwas so looking fwd to this "willow" was one of my favourite movies - but I'm now so Disappointed. Spoiled a great story.
Turning Red (2022)
Annoyingly bright colours as not funny
I get the premise and applaud them trying to tell the story of the changes that happen to girls .
But I found the characters annoying - and stereotypical - especially the girls parents/grand parents.
The bright Pastel colours everywhere - ugh
The humour was well...... in modern terms - woke - and first time I've used that word.
Cringe x 100%
Everything But a Man (2016)
Omg - worst movie I have watched for a long time.
Ridiculous plot. Bizarre dialogue , rough acting. And such a weird message it gives out. I don't know who is giving the 10* reviews for this - as they didn't each the same movie as me. Successful lawyer - can't get a man - so just go to some crazy length to get one.... bizarre and awful.
Stargirl (2020)
Wanted it to be better
Watched pilot - flashy and fun. But main character seemed to get "powers" so quick. Then watched next episodes.... and for some reason I was rooting for "star girl" to get destroyed ..... just such an annoying and unlikable character. The next episode just seems to happen with out the character learning from the last episode. I see so many 8/9/10 star
Ratings here .... just wonder how many of these reviews after getting past the 3rd episode. Bar the sfx - it's a lazy script.
Intergalactic (2021)
I'm trying my best to get through this .......
The acting ain't good. I thought the special effects were ok. The story.....: it's meh. With so many random things happening - that just would not happen in a real situation.
The part that really got me was when the little cop asked the bigger guy to take off his clothes as she needed them .... then hey presto - perfectly fitted jacket and clothes with a different cut 😂😂😂
Cliched , inept characters..... I'm only on episode 3 .... I'm hoping it gets better.
Twist (2021)
No twists
User garbage and cliched.
Acting was sub par , story was so so. Characters are so unbelievable. Utter drivel