chrisrohdah Reviews

Speak No Evil (2022)

Speak no Common sense

[1/10 · 16 September 2022]

So without saying anything which could be considered as spoiler I have to say that this movie really is an insult towards it's audiences intellect.

The directing and everything is fine, the acting is good and this movie would have potentional but... it deserves a huge fat 1/10 because this is unwatchable after a certain time.

Do I recommend it to watch it? Definetly, so you can see a good movie getting ruined by stupid script and getting sacreficed over non-existent artistic features.

Just like this review which should have ended after the first paragraph but it didn't let me because I didn't reach the required characters.

Orphan: First Kill (2022)

This movie will insult your intelligence

[3/10 · 21 August 2022]

Let me get this straight at the beginning: the movie doesn't feel like a B category movie at all. Everything is at place somehow. The act is meh, but nothing to be ashemed of... however!

The script and the dialogues are so stupid it hurts, not to mention basic knowledge.

For example: you can guess the plot twist right from the start.

The movie doesn't even try to be logical. Ok, the kid grow up, but even the father would remember the moles, scars and etc on his child, so I guess it's weird he didn't figure it out.

Ok, let's move on and say he overlook it because he is happy, but: how comes that nobody questions the identity of the child? Why does the police officer has a finger print from the girl who is gone? I dunno, but my finger prints are still not in the police database by now.

At the it's literally stupid that the director doesn't even know that in a fire, not the fire itself is the most dangerous but the smoke and you wouldn't be able to breath during that kind of fire.

Just some of the really stupid things. All in all it will hurt your brain. Oh, and somehow the girl has super strength at some point and sometimes she doesn't. God... that was so annoying to watch.

Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (2022)

This is how a family movie should look like

[10/10 · 2 June 2022]

This was...actually better than the good first movie. I do not even know how they managed to make a movie with only lovable characters but... they did it.

I could of course give a lower star but what for? It executes it's role perfectly. Just watch it and have fun!

Morbius (2022)

Soooo... why should I hate this? It's decent actually

[8/10 · 17 May 2022]

I do not get the hate and the bad reviews. If people gives Spiderman ( Tom Holland one ) a good rating then there shouldn't be any issues with this one. Hating on Leto seems like a trend now but he was kinda good in this role. CGI problems? I've seen much worse in Marvel movies. Plot? Nothing extra but you can actually relate why the characters do what they do.

Give it a shot, it's actually not bad.

Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City (2021)

Yeah, this title trully deserve 1 star and I explain why. Also a message to the director: Please, stop!

[1/10 · 25 December 2021]

First of all: I'm not giving 1 star because this is literally a spit on the Resident Evil franchise, but because this movie is very bad.

Even if you have hate the Paul W. Anderson version of Resident Evil , you could at least watch it trough.

This movie is everything I consider bad. The direction of this movie is just horrible. Bad angles, bad filters, wrong choices of music and something is just off the whole time. J. J. Abrames light flare effect for no reason, James Gunn music choices for no reason. That's about the horrible execution.

The script is a mess. They didn't follow the already written and known plot from the games but instead they tried to make something new. Please? Paul W. Anderson already did that and we weren't happy. There was no reason to make a new Resident Evil movie if you didn't make an adaptation but your own vision why even bother?

Even if you do not know the game, you will find the characters badly written, out of context and just plainly annoying. This is because of: bad acting, bad writing, bad directing. Not because the casting is off (it is, if you love the games, you will hate this even more), but because the characters are butchered to the point they are just there for a filler.

If you you like the games well... This is way worse than the Paul W. Anderson one. At least he didn't force himself on the original agenda but made something "bad" on his own. This however was made clearly in mind to ride on the name and setting of the franchise to make money out of it.

Do yourself a favor: Watch it! So you can give a review and be heard. That way, these kind of abominations wont born.

The Dead Don't Die (2019)

Was a pain to watch till the end

[1/10 · 6 August 2021]

Romero did much better. He didn't had to tell you what the movie is about, you could just enjoy it. This is too boring to be a good zombie movie and not funny enough to be a comedy. It feels like the director made a film for himself.

Army of the Dead (2021)

If you can't write a plot, write stupid characters aka Uruk-hai Zombie and Brainless Daughter on rampage

[2/10 · 23 May 2021]

This movie fails on so many levels that I do not even know where to start. Even if we keep the blindfold on and do not care about the really poorly written plot, there is one thing which screws up everything: The freakin daughter.

The daughter character is so brainless that if she would turn into a zombie, she would be unstoppable, cause she has no brain hence no weakspot. That character is more deadly than anything in this sad and bad movie.

Still waiting for a zombie movie which plot is not driven by the purposly written stupid characters.

The Mitchells vs. the Machines (2021)

This is good!

[10/10 · 30 April 2021]

It was made with love, I can tell. Do yourself a favor and watch this. Damn, I would hug this movie if I could! Watch it with the family if you can.

Mortal Kombat (2021)

The first 7 minutes are like the Cyberpunk 2077 E3 Demo

[7/10 · 24 April 2021]

So, when I saw the first 7 minutes of screenplay I thought: "GOD! This is the Mortal Kombat film I've waited for so long!" After you watched the rest: "WUT?!" Yeah, it's the same as it was Cyberpunk 2077. They advertised the thing with the only well executed part.

This movie lacks many thing to make it good or decent. My 7/10 score represent my love towards Mortal Kombat more than the quality of the movie itself. The plot is non-existent and the lead actor is one of the worsts I ever saw. I think Lewis Tan has some relation to Steven Seagal, cause he plays trough the whole movie with the same face. Tadanobu Asano is also a terribe choice as Raiden, simply because it's painful to watch his "acting".

The movie is saved by two guy: Hiroyuki Sanada & Joe Taslim. Joe Taslim is so good as Sub-Zero that you actually want the Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa traitment toward him and reimagine Sub-Zero in the game as Joe Taslim. Seriously, he is the best part here. Sanada would be a great Scorpion too, but sadly the director decided to NOT focus on him at all.

The movie worth to watch once but that's it. Joe Taslim carried the movie on it's back.

Deadly Illusions (2021)

Absolute masterpiece with best the best twists and acting...ever!

[10/10 · 13 April 2021]

If you want a movie with a good script, with a thrilling story, spiced with good acting...

...you might want to skip this. Why the good rating? SO MAYBE YOU WATCH THIS AND SUFFER AS I DID!

The Yinyang Master (2021)

Wtf? This was actually awesome!

[10/10 · 4 April 2021]

I watched this movie with low expectazion and it turned out awesome. The trailer is not from actual movie, the pictures are. I can gladly reccomend this to anyone who loves fantasy.

Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021)

Still bad and boring but better than the "original"

[4/10 · 18 March 2021]

It still has a bad script, cringe scenes and a bad CGI, some bad acting but at least it's not unwatchable. You can actually watch this once and find it ok...ish.

If you are a fan of DC you may even give 6/10 on this.

Wrong Turn (2021)

This movie should have never been made

[1/10 · 9 March 2021]

Terrible acting, terrible script and terrible characters. You will actually hope that every single people in the group will die. Yes, these characters are worst and you can not feel sympathi for them. Avoid this movie if you want a good one and watch it only if you like to rage on terrible pieces like this one.

Resident Alien (2021– )

A true gem and must see show

[10/10 · 18 February 2021]

The show is just incredibly entertaining. Greet acting and actually funny script. I can only recommend it if you want a good laugh.

Monster Hunter (2020)

It's super boring and hard to watch.

[3/10 · 16 February 2021]

I played the games and didn't expect them to do something similar to them. Now, even with my low expectation it failed hard. Just play the game.

Willy's Wonderland (2021)

Nothing special which makes it special

[8/10 · 13 February 2021]

This is what I call a perfect guilty pleasuere. The movie does not take seriously itself and Nicolas Cage is just so good in this. Simple, entertaining and fun. I can definetly recommend this for a movie night.

Scream: The TV Series (2015–2019)

WARNING! This is not a slasher movie, nor a horror movie! It's a teenage drama!

[2/10 · 4 February 2021]

Before you give it a shot you should know that this is NOT Scream, it's a teenage drama and even for that, it's badly written. The actors sometimes have a good day and they are not that terrible, but still... The script itself however is one of the worst I ever seen. You will rarelly see adults for example and they are acting stupid and illogical when they appear. Not to mention the worst part: the police. The police is literally acting like clowns. They are made to be stupid just for the sake of the teenage drama. The only good part is that you can somehow enjoy this if you like guilty pleasures and you like to point out mistakes and enjoy that.

Sweet Home (2020– )

Started as a guilty pleasure

[10/10 · 28 December 2020]

The whole series feels pretty much as a generic B category zombie thingy and then... I do not know when but it turned out to be one of the best series in the genre.

Greenland (2020)

No common sense is the true disaster

[2/10 · 24 November 2020]

Well, the film is about being too stupid to live. The characters are acting in such a stupid way that it makes the whole movie annoying. Please, comet... just kill them all! Yes, the comet is the true heroe here.

The Hunt (II) (2020)

8/10 just boosting the rating.

[10/10 · 23 May 2020]

It's actually a comedy and I think it's pretty obvious that it wasn't intended to be serious.

Underwater (2020)

8/10 but gave 10 to boosted up the rating to a more accurate one.

[10/10 · 3 April 2020]

One of the best Lovecraft "adaptation" or I rather say, one of the best movies based on his world. Well executed, not boring and good acting along the way.

Highly recommended!

Terminator: Dark Fate (2019)

Terminator 2 on feminist steroids + cheap latin recast

[1/10 · 12 February 2020]

This movie is THE WORST in the franchise. Please, just let it die after this! This was disgusting.

The Witcher (2019– )

#recasttriss // Just please

[8/10 · 21 December 2019]

It's ok, just recast Triss. The first episode is poorly directed, but after that it's decent.

The casting is pretty bad and Triss ruins the show. Yennefer was suprisingly ok...ish.

Please, recast Triss!

This Is Our Home (2019)

No, there is no deeper meaning here, no you are not special, no it's not art. Garbage

[1/10 · 8 December 2019]

If you read reviews here you will encounter some higher rating ones, just because the author thinks that he is smart enough to understand this.

However, the movie doesn't deliver anything and the script is a mess. No deeper meaning, nothing to understand, just bad execution with poor writing. That's all!

In the Shadow of the Moon (2019)

It's a freakin PARADOX! Damn, another stupid movie.

[1/10 · 6 October 2019]

By the logic. If the movie end as it's ends, nothing in the movie would happen, cause those circumstances were the causes of those actions, which stopped them.

This is not the first mistake in logic here, but it's the one which is too huge.

Garbage