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Altered (2006)
Great movie.. Big surprise and sweet alien.
I will pick one random movie off the shelf at the rental place at least once a month hoping that I will get lucky and see a decent low budget flick. 9 times out of 10 the movies suck. I had not heard of Altered but I can sit through any low budget sci-fi/horror flick that has an interesting well developed story even when special effects and acting are horrible.
That being said, I watched this movie and loved it!!. The alien was creepy as crap even before you could see it. When you finally see the little bugger it is pretty damn sweet looking. Not cheesy in any way and no horrible to look at CGI crap. It looked like a living critter that would scare the crap out of anyone that saw it. Unlike most cheap modern monster movies they actually show the critter for more than a few seconds at a time!!!!! You can actually look at it without eh camera darting around or shaking!!!!!! WOW!!! The acting wasn't great but was way better than average. Lots of interesting gory deaths and jump out of your seat scares. I loved it! It would have been nice to see a little more character development but who cares! I loved this movie and was probably one of the best movies of its kind that I have seen in a very long time. RENT IT.!! I am out.
Decadent Evil (2005)
Hurt to watch and hurt to hear
I have seen bad movies. We all have. But this is one of those movies that you purchase from cable on demand because you read the title and summery and just wanted to give it a shot. Vampires. Any movie about vampires has to have some entertainment value right? All the whiskey at 7-11 couldn't make this movie enjoyable. I just want to punch my brain. I hate when I am stupid enough to pay $4 to watch something that my dog wouldn't even feel worthy enough to pee and crap on. The only entertaining part is at the end when puppets that look like they were crapped out of a fat man have some raw dogging. It hurts....... ooh aneurysm........