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Geo-Disaster (2017)
"Don't panic, it's ok! It's just a head wound."
The quote (directly from the movie) should tell you everything you need to know.
I can't decide what made me laugh more, the acting, the effects, or the scene where the father and son are going down the mountain in the tent. The kid is "trapped" in a sleeping bag with his head and shoulders poking out of the top, the tent rolled down the mountain for like 2 minutes, and the dad casually opens the flap as they're moving (as if they are inside a mountain lift or something), only to lead up to the son and dad hanging on the side of the mountain arguing about how the dad is going through a midlife crisis. This movie is just horrible and all over the place. Please don't waste your time. You're better off watching Geostorm two times in a row.
Shark Attack 2 (2000)
No....just...no.
Where do I even begin? Growling sharks, horrible acting, even worse editing. First of all, why does no one have a South African accent? The only accent in this movie besides "American" is the overplayed Australian one coming from a Steve Irwin wannabe. Samantha (or whatever her name is) has the worst facial expressions I have ever seen. There are people literally being torn apart in the water and she's making faces as if she bumped her toe against something. This is basically a knockoff version of Jaws with a few minor changes here and there to make it a different movie. The whole thing is just a mess, I couldn't even bring myself to finish it.
Shark Attack 2 (2000)
No....just...no.
Where do I even begin? Growling sharks, horrible acting, even worse editing. First of all, why does no one have a South African accent? The only accent in this movie besides "American" is the overplayed Australian one coming from a Steve Irwin wannabe. Samantha (or whatever her name is) has the worst facial expressions I have ever seen. There are people literally being torn apart in the water and she's making faces as if she bumped her toe against something. This is basically a knockoff version of Jaws with a few minor changes here and there to make it a different movie. The whole thing is just a mess, I couldn't even bring myself to finish it.