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You Don't Know Jack (2001)
Make it stop!
AHHHHHH! I watched this for about 10 minutes and just couldn't stand it anymore. Paul Reubens is absolutely awful. He's mannered and contrived, and, ugh! I can't say enough bad things about it. If you've played the games, if you have a sense of humor, or if you have an IQ over 30, in the name of all that is good and decent come nowhere near this atrocity! It reminds me of what would happen if Bob Saget got his own game show and took his writers from America's Funniest Home Videos with him -- only it's worse if you can possibly conceive of that.
Ok, I've heard that it's a parody of game shows, kind of. Seems like a cop-out, though, since it's just really really bad.
Scary Movie (2000)
Ugh.
Just awful. I love a good parody, and for the 10 minutes that this movie was parodying, it was all right. Unfortunately, those ten minutes were shown on trailers and ads, so it was nothing new. The rest is just puerile humor more appropriate for a group of 7th grade boys. Frankly, the whole thing makes Biodome and similar movies seem subtle by comparison.