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Prehysteria! (1993)
Ted... Why? Because this movie felt like being hit with a cufflink blow dart
For some unknown reason, 7 years ago, I watched this movie with my mother and sister. I don't think I've ever laughed as hard with them before. This movie was sooooo bad. How sequels were produced is beyond me. Its been awhile since I last saw this "movie", but the one impression that it has stuck with me over the years has been, "They must have found the script in a dumpster in the backlot of a cheap movie studio, made into a "movie", and decided that it didn't suck enough, and made it worse. I'm pretty sure that they spent all the budget on camera work and the so called "special effects", and then had 13 cents left toward the script AND to pay the "actors".
Young Frankenstein (1974)
At least Ed Wood's Plan 9 from outer space made me laugh.
I thought Mel Brooks hit an all time low with Dracula : Dead and loving it. I was wrong. He hit that low in 1974 with Young Frankenstein. Usually once in a Mel Brooks movie, I get a good belly laugh in, but this just missed the mark on all attempts. It just wasn't funny. I mean the feeling of the old movie and the settings were technically perfect, but it doesn't hide the fact that wasn't amusing in any respect. While watching the movie with friends, chuckles and a solitary ha were heard in the first 45 minutes, after that, silence. The movie at this point, doesn't even try to be funny. It's just stuff happening. If I just want to see stuff happening, I'll watch Seinfield. Anybody thinking about buying, renting, or borrowing this movie should really think hard if they want to waste 106 minutes of their lives they'll never get back. Don't see it. It's not funny.