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Short Circuit 2 (1988)
One of the campiest movies ever
This movie takes the robot Johnny 5 on a magical whirlwind tour of New York. He meets up with his friend and creator Ben Jahrvi they have fun, and Ben falls for an uptown girl. Johnny 5 comes to the aide of his friend and rescues the bank from a heist that he helped! Sounds like a lot to pack into the film but Steve does a great job of getting everything it needs to be into the small amount of time that this film takes up in our small meaningless lives. If you haven't seen this movie, I suggest you rent it. Forget the blockbuster's and just rent this down to home comical romp through the lives or Ben and Johnny 5, I guarantee you will not regret it.
Hideous! (1997)
oy vey!!!
Ew, that all i can say about this film, the begining was horrible, three men working in a sewage treatment plan retrive some sort, of meat packet that turns out to be a SMART FETUS! A SMART FETUS, that can READ, and control other fetuses with mind control!
Now I LOVE A GOOD B-movie, but this, this "film" can hardly be called a b-movie has SOME good points. During the frist 15 minutes of this movie, i made the following gestures "Stabbing myself in the neck, sticking my thumbs into my eye sockets in attempts to STOP THIS HORROR, and finally vomiting.
To jump back on subject, this movie over uses huge words, no one in their right mind would use, in an everyday conversation. Further more, when the "villain" steals Dr. Vorca's "goober" "freak" "fetus freak-thing" the thief, is a woman wearing an ape mask, walking around TOPLESS!!!!!!!! in the middle of winter. Now i am not the one to ask a topless woman WHY she is topless, but just why IS SHE TOPLESS IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER!
The prop signs in this film look like they have been stolen from a little child's fun house, "Danger Quick-Sand" written in the classical black paint with paint running down off of the words. Oh yes, and who can for get Dr. Vorca's own private road, complete with sign, huge letters that spell out PRIVATE and smaller letters spelling out private. Now instead of this sign on a regulation state sign, it is just a piece of drywall, painted, and stapled to two 2X4's hammered into the ground!
And the sound effects, WHAT ARE WE TO THINK THIS IS BOZO'S FUN FAIR! The slide wistle! OH THE SLIDE WISTLE! I WANTED TO BREAK THE THING! The stereotypical dumb blonde respeptionist at "Biological Medical Specimens" was enough for me, BUT NO, THEY PUT THE "BAD" FREAK COLECTOR IN A FREAKING CASTLE! WITH AN EASTERN EUROPEAN ACCENT, this is SO cliche, why not give Dr. Vorca an Afro!
Now then on to the puppets for the monsters, they were actually the BEST THING IN THIS FILM! NO JOKE! the most original idea in the whole production!
From Dusk Till Dawn 2: Texas Blood Money (1999)
THIS AND TITANC ARE THE WORST MOVIES I HAVE EVER SEEN
I ONLY WATCHED A HALF HOUR AND TURNED THE SET OFF, THIS WAS /_THE_/ WORST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN, and I have seen plan nine! Ok I would rather have my wisdom teeth removed than sit down and watch the whole thing again. The characters were so "Bargan Bin". The story line was just horrible and the special effects unbareable. If you EVER have the urge to rent this movie, please do yourself a favor and PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE do not rent this movie, rent a nice movie like Meet the Feebles or some of the ernest movies (esp. ernest in Africa, Slam Dunk Ernest and Ernest in the Army becaus they look like they were made with 10 dollars, but they are GREAT FILMS compared to this), but for sake of sanity DO NOT RENT THIS MOVIE.
The title also could use some work.