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Krocodylus (2000)
This movie is great Fun! See it! 31 foot Crocodiles, who knew?!
OK.. I keep getting in these dilema's when I read other reviewers pan this class of B grade, horror/T&A movies. They always start out like, " when I viewed this movie... " and then they go on to pan it like they were getting ready to watch "Contact" or "Braveheart" or "American Tragady".. looking at the case in my hand it reads, "Blood Surf", "Ride the next wave in terror". Looking at the back of the box I saw a sufer, with a couple of shots of woman, hands submissively above her head, and the other gal is in short shorts in the jaws of a giant crocodile looking head, etc.. there were enough woman on the box to get me to rent it. Anyway my point is that this is clearly a cheaply made (by Hollywood big budget standards), exploitative, look at giant crocodiles. :) With chicks! Two thumbs up before I got it out of the case.
My point is that we should review, view or do what I do, watch them over and over with an eye to what the product is that you have in the machine. If it the box looks like a cheap exploitation film, then it probably is and shouldn't be compared to A Tale of Two Cities...
(I really did "view" it in film school... old, grainy black and white, couldn't hear what they were saying... might have been a silent film, what was clear to me after waisting an hour or whatever, was that there were way not enough chicks in it. ;)
Blood Surf or Krocodylus... either way, a couple of sexy woman, cool surfer dudes and crazy pirates... mix in the 31 foot "Salty" and it makes for an hour and a half of mindless enjoyment. Easily as enjoyable as Tobe Hoopers Crocodile in 2000. Enjoy!
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Party Crasher: My Bloody Birthday (2000)
A very low-life way of stealing 4.00 US from Me!
I will try and choose my words very carefully so as not to give anyone the mistaken idea that this is a review of an actual movie. This was something like a highschool play, but not the schools highschool play, the play that the 8 or 10 dopers made when they snagged the video gear for a weekend when they were just supposed to transport it back to the school.
When you look on the internet movie database NONE of the people that were in this actually acted in anything with the exception of 1 guy who played "athlete" in a ski movie.
To go into the story line is almost a travesty to movie reviewers everywhere... but here goes. Poorly shot, poorly conceived, party for a 16 yo boy thrown at a motel by his parents opens this turkey. First, what parent in their right mind gives their 16 yo boy a wad of cash and allow him to rent the local motel for a drinking party.. anyway, seven kids die. His "friends" tab him with 25 hits of LSD and when he wakes up he is named as the killer and jailed for 15 years. The parents install a Hannibal Lector type room for him in their house and he wears a Hannibal mask which I think was a blessing in this worthless waste of videotape and time. The guy who tabbed him at the opening party becomes the target of his closing rampage of stupidity. The one scene that was humorous.. I do not mean to give the impression that this was a funny movie, it wasn't but, in a scene where they take him to the park he saves a child from an attach by a dog, so his highschool class naturally decides to give him a award for saving the girl at their highschool reunion... this is the same guy that killed 7 of their friends. Well, thats as plausible as any of the other scenes in this movie. They stole my money, be careful they don't steal yours.
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