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Radical Jack (2000)
Fighting crime with mullet power!
If there was a universal checklist for action movies, this movie used it! Mysterious drifter? Check? One guy controls the whole town? Check! Guy has dates hot babe against her will, though its inevitable she will fall for our mullet headed hero? Check-mate! This movie is so thoroughly by the numbers you can see the ending at the beginning of the movie. Ex- country music one hit wonder Billy Ray Cyrus ought to stick to his day job. 1 star - at least he no longer has a mullet.
The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002)
Don't get me wrong...
Eddie Murphy is one of the best comedic actors but this movie is simply horrible! Hey gang! Have you been searching high and low for that movie that makes you don't care about the plot, the people in it or that you forget entirely ten seconds after the credits roll? If so, this is the movie for you! Watch only in extreme curiosity, or if you are into camp, which i barely think this is.
Battlefield Earth (2000)
amazing what you can tolerate...
...but this movie was horrible! the costuming was ugly, the story was ridiculous, the direction was lousy. I could add a lot more! And even worse, there might be a sequel to this horror! This is a film that any mst3k fan would enjoy, the joking will make it tolerable. It will be a miracle in itself if John Travoltas career will survive this! Faithful viewer: Only rent this when every single good video is gone (Rent ishtar too before you watch this!) OK i think i did my good deed for the year.
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
I've never really hated a movie but...
The blair witch project in my opinion is the most over hyped, over estimated movie of the year!
And its not even a movie! It's more like a student film. Picture the worst movie of all time multiply it by ten and you wont even get close to how vile this is! This is the movie that would get shown in my own version of heck.
First of all the hype killed it - that and the spoofs - by the time you see it most of the footage has already been seen in commercials and entertainment shows.
And the "actors" and "actress". Sure it made them famous but where will they be next summer? I wish they really got lost in the woods, then we would have never had to see them!
Finally, this is a perfect movie for MST3k (may it rest in peace), more perfect if they watched it with the sound off.
Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland (1989)
Bloody good time!
This is the third ( and so far last) in the Sleepway Camp series. It is very campy and like most horror movies of the 80's with a high death toll! If anyone like the first two, like me, you will love this final chapter.