| 11:00 PM | Gerry Dee: No Reading Ahead: The comic performs. |
| 12:00 AM | Steve Byrne's Happy Hour: The comic performs. |
| 1:00 AM | The Comedy Central Roast - Bob Saget : The Comedy Central Roast of comedian Bob Saget. |
| 2:30 AM | The Comedy Central Roast - Bob Saget : The Comedy Central Roast of comedian Bob Saget. |
| 4:00 AM | Paid Programming |
| 4:30 AM | Paid Programming |
| 5:00 AM | Paid Programming |
| 5:30 AM | Paid Programming |
| 6:00 AM | Paid Programming |
| 6:30 AM | P90X: Tony Horton brings you the most extreme home fitness system ever! |
| 7:00 AM | MADtv: David Alan Grier and Fred Willard participate in the sketches. |
| 8:00 AM | MADtv: ``Trading Spouses''; John Kerry; Christina Milian. |
| 9:00 AM | MADtv: Jay Mohr guest stars; Martha Stewart joins the cast of ``Oz.'' |
| 10:00 AM | MADtv: Jason Mraz performs; a parody of the Oscars and the nominees. |
| 10:30 AM | Juwanna Mann: Banned from the NBA, a basketball player dresses in drag in order to play in a woman's league. |
| 12:30 PM | Scrubs - My Clean Break: J.D. decides to end his relationship with Danni because things are moving too fast. |
| 1:00 PM | Scrubs - My Catalyst: Obsessive-compulsive surgeon turns his disorder into an advantage. |
| 1:30 PM | Wayne's World 2: The world's best roadie helps goofy Wayne and Garth organize a rock concert called Waynestock. |
| 3:30 PM | Shaun of the Dead: An aimless TV salesman and his friend battle zombies. |
| 5:30 PM | Kevin James: Sweat the Small Stuff: Standup comedian Kevin James. |
| 6:30 PM | Jeff Dunham: Spark of Insanity: The comic performs. |
| 8:00 PM | Jim Gaffigan: Beyond the Pale: The comic performs. |
| 9:00 PM | Bill Engvall: 15 Degrees Off Cool: The comic performs. |
| 10:00 PM | Brian Regan: The Epitome of Hyperbole: The comic performs. |
| 11:00 PM | South Park - Mystery of the Urinal Deuce: Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the Sept. 11 attacks. |
| 11:30 PM | Futurama - I, Roommate: Evicted from the Planet Express offices, slob Fry moves in with robot Bender. |