| 11:00 PM | Escape From New York: The police send a convict to rescue the president from a 1997 no man's land. |
| 1:00 AM | Funny Farm: A sportswriter and his wife move to a cottage in the country, where he tries to write a novel. |
| 3:15 AM | Blues Brothers 2000: Newly released from prison, Elwood Blues reassembles the Blues Brothers Band with new members. |
| 6:00 AM | The Flim-Flam Man: An Army deserter joins an aging Southerner working scams from town to town. |
| 8:15 AM | The Love God?: A publisher sells his birdwatchers periodical to a con man who turns it into a girlie magazine. |
| 10:30 AM | How to Frame a Figg: A corrupt mayor and city council try to hide their shenanigans by framing a city-hall bookkeeper. |
| 12:45 PM | Funny Farm: A sportswriter and his wife move to a cottage in the country, where he tries to write a novel. |
| 3:00 PM | Escape From New York: The police send a convict to rescue the president from a 1997 no man's land. |
| 5:00 PM | GoldenEye: A weapon's theft sends Agent 007 to Russia. |
| 8:00 PM | Matchstick Men: A con man bonds with his daughter and plans a swindle. |
| 10:30 PM | The Karate Kid, Part Two: Mr. Miyagi returns to Okinawa with his karate student and meets an old foe's challenge to a duel. |