Holidate (2020)

Savannah Reina: Daisy

Quotes 

• Sloane : When did Halloween go from dressing up like a princess to dressing up like a whore?

  Abby : Oh, I dunno, like, sixth grade?

  Daisy : What's a whore?

  Abby : Um, somebody who gets paid to play with boys.

  Violet : I wanna be a whore.

  Daisy : Me, too.

  Abby : Okay, but just remember that the house gets fifty per cent.

• [Sloane sits at the kids dinner table to avoid annoying adult inquiries, yet...] 

  Daisy : So, Aunt Sloane, why DIDN'T you call Rodney?

  Sloane : Why didn't YOU call Rodney?

  Daisy : Because I already have a boyfriend. His name is Levi, and he shares his juice box with me every day at recess.

  Sloane : Well, good for you, Daisy. You enjoy it while you can, 'cause one day you are gonna walk outside and you're gonna catch Levi sharing his juice box with a Starbucks barista named Rainbow. Yeah. Not a good day, Daisy. It hurts. It hardens you. And the next thing you know, you're just south of thirty sitting at the kids table numbing the pain with a vodka.

• Sloane : So, Daisy, how are things with Levi the juice box king?

  Daisy : We broke up.

  Sloane : Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.

  Daisy : It's okay. He wasn't ready for a real relationship. I need someone who's gonna put ME first. Gotta go.

  Sloane : [to Jackson after Daisy's exit]  Wow. She is in such great shape.