Mom (TV Series)

Crazy Hair and a Teeny Tiny Part of Canada (2019)

Kristen Johnston: Tammy Diffendorf

Quotes 

• Christy : How's your day?

  Tammy : It was great when I woke up, then I go into the kitchen and Marjorie's left me a note. 'Don't forget to put the milk back in the fridge, XO, Marjorie'. She doesn't mean the X, she doesn't mean the O, and why would she need to sign her name, who else would've written it? The cats? They can't write! And they would NEVER want the milk put away.

• Tammy : [finding out Bonnie and Adam eloped]  Now I won't get to shove cake into Adam's face.

  Wendy Harris : That's the bride.

  Tammy : I know who's who!