Mom (TV Series)

Crazy Hair and a Teeny Tiny Part of Canada (2019)

Allison Janney: Bonnie Plunkett

Quotes 

• Bonnie : What if we get there and it's a scam?

  Adam : What scam would that be? Someone put an ad on Craigslist to make 2 old people drive 3 hours? 'Ha ha, I've stolen your time'?

  Bonnie : No, we get there, check out the jukebox, the guy says 'I'll box it up for you', they put the box in the van, we get home and there's no jukebox, just a bunch of bricks and sand.

  Adam : Who would ever do something like that?

  [looks at her] 

  Adam : Oh.

  Bonnie : [nods]  I did that with stereo speakers, I sold the same set 78 times and where are they today? In our living room.

• Adam : You're starting to scare me, the woman I'm marrying is starting to scare me.

  Bonnie : Every couple needs at least one scary person. The Mormons in the neighborhood never come to our door, you're welcome.

• Bonnie : [to Christy]  Look, I'm using and enjoying my wedding present chip clips. I know it was a gift out of spite, but I'm calling it, game changer!

• Christy : Are you ready to do this again?

  Bonnie : I can't believe I ever did this without you.