- Jeremy Clarkson: Guys, I've got my iPad. I can watch a movie. There's a show on Prime Video, it's called The Grand Tour.
- Richard Hammond: I don't like it.
- James May: It's rubbish.
- Richard Hammond: There's this one bloke on it I can't stand.
- Jeremy Clarkson: The irony is not lost on me. A man who hosted a car program for 30 years, limited to 7 miles per hour by global warming.
- Jeremy Clarkson: Look at Richard Hammond playing in the waves. What could possibly go wrong? Unlikely to be a fire for once.
- James May: So what do we need?
- Jeremy Clarkson: We need ear plugs, we need sleeping pills, something to wash the sleeping pills down and I'm thinking strong beer.
- James May: Yep.
- Jeremy Clarkson: Maybe so strong it's called whisky.
- Richard Hammond: Yeah, that beer.