Brad Jones: Cinema Snob

Quotes 

• Cinema Snob : Eh, you're white. This is just some good, old fashioned bad joshing.

  Judge : So as payment for your crime, you will open the doors of your home to those less fortunate than you, and serve them as friend, workmate and teacher.

  Cinema Snob : Fuck you.

• Will : How much does this kid weigh?

  Cinema Snob : Are you planning on eating them?

• Cinema Snob : This movie needs an adult! Or at least an adult with a functioning brain.

• Will : You're black!

  Cinema Snob : Um... oops?

• Salem : But he ain't no criminal. Will is... well, he's a proper homeboy.

  Cinema Snob : Kirk Cameron being called a homeboy is like a slice of Wonder bread being called a Caramello.

• Agent Jack Daniels : Ed, the prints on Salem's file don't match anyone else's.

  Edwina : Violet wouldn't lie.

  Cinema Snob : Fuck all of you.