Doosh started the whole thing!! Don't just look at what happened out of the van. But the whole thing! Oh ya, from week 1!!!! What a doosh Brent is! Wow! Keep Mike. Keep everyone except doosh!! And as I finish the last episode, you fire the wrong guy!! Well, lost my vote this show. Lohan, you need to look at everything! I did like this show but not anymore!! How can you just fire someone for doing what you told them to do and for sticking up for themselves. By Brent!! Dooshbag!! What a manipulater! And you all fell for his antics. Sad!!! And it's ok for one person to hit someone and stay but not the other person? And that person deserved to hit that doosh and they get fired? And the other doesn't? This show was good. Not anymore! Keeping a crybaby crap starter. Come on! Whatever. I will definitely not recommend this show at all. I just kept watching it so I could see someone punch Brent. It happened and I'm happy for that. But you kept that piece of you know what? Really???
35 Reviews
Terrible
carsencaelyn23 January 2019
Watching this show made me feel dumber
RachelMendel4 January 2019
Remember Lindsay Lohan from 1998's 'Parent Trap'? Yeah, me neither. The 40-something year old Lohan continues to pretend she's a teenager with a functioning logic center. This woman is not likeable, interesting, nor even a complete train wreck to gawk at. There's absolutely nothing appealing about her or the people she pays to hang around her. I don't know how she gets movie or television offers, but can we all come together and agree to never give her attention ever again.
uhg
alleykirstie4 January 2019
There isn't entertainment value in watching a delusional entitled moron. If you like the Kardashian prepaid self-promotional nonsense then I'm sure you'll watch every single commercial that comes with Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club too. Dear God, please stop putting cameras on terrible human beings. I don't care how much money these uninteresting garbage balls throw at you, stop putting them on TV.
Terrible show.. Totally not real
pabloiac3 January 2019
Just...wow
daddymanof223 January 2019
I like a good reality show. This isn't one.
Lots of supposedly rich people wearing too little clothes drinking too much alcohol. The 'ambassadors' are whiney and not likeable. Don't waste your time unless you have a very wide masochistic streak in you.
Lots of supposedly rich people wearing too little clothes drinking too much alcohol. The 'ambassadors' are whiney and not likeable. Don't waste your time unless you have a very wide masochistic streak in you.
I love it
elliebates-5398617 February 2019
Skeptical
judyheadrick28 March 2019
I was never really a Lindsay fan but decided to give this show a shot. I was not impressed at all after the first episode but I hung in there and I actually ended up really enjoying it. I would definitely watch another season if it returned.
What a step down for humanity for allowing this show to be aired!!!!
superman-136154 January 2019
Just when I was feeling a bit optimistic about the world and everyone in it comes along this new reality show on mtv. Against my better judgment I left it on while I was just doing a little writing. This is the most artificial most painful thing I've literally ever seen in my entire life. It was so painful watching Lindsay. The same girl from the parent trap!! I could not believe my eyes. The most cringeworthy thing of all was her face in and of itself. Not even saying this to be mean in the slightest, could be the aftermath of the drugs. This needs to be canceled before it even fully airs!!!!! She's dying to be the kardashians, they all are. She told her freaking employee, "well, don't wear a bra when you come and meet me for the first time"..... OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! I literally can't. All getting paid to basically glorify Lindsay maybe as a form of redemption for her for all the dirt on her name. I have to admit, seeing the commercial I didn't expect it to be this artificial and this painful to watch. I'm almost embarrassed for her. Every single person who works for her is so fake and desperate, kissing her ass and glorifying Lindsay because maybe she thinks that will ultimately make her look good??? Omg! I genuinely can't!!! So fake fake fake fake fake!!!!! Absolutely disguising I really can't even stop I don't care I'm literally typing as I think and literally as I'm watching it this very second. I'm so scared and just utterly disappointed in this world. Where is the real humanity?! Why are people striving and literally killing themselves over being fake and artificial basically as Kim K as their idol. Sheeeeesh!!!!! Ps, they said they wanted the best looking working for Lindsay....... Lindsay herself is so dreadful, painful and unlikeable person I've seen in a long time!!! As well as her ugly staff. So much for wanting the best looking working for her, I can't. Sorry for rant but I'm really not. Spend 2 minutes watching this and I promise you'll see for yourself!!!!!!
Very great and entertaining show!
petewanlang18 January 2019
The show is very well done and entertaining. Most of the people did not like the show because of Lindsay Lohan's past. But who cares what Lindsay did 10 years ago. Now she's a very respectable business woman which she showed that side of herself a lot on the show. All the casts are very entertaning and full of dramas which very suitable for this type of show.
These reviews are as ridiculous as the the VIPs
robynsmom15 February 2019
Ok everyone, calm down. The best way to view these kinds of shows is to carry the awareness that the producers of reality series like this one intentionally profile, probably with psych "personality" inventories disquised as simple questionaires, the participants, and deliberstely select individuals with high levels of neuroticism, sociopathic tendencies, narcissism, etc, in varying quantities. Brent is obviously a sociopath as a clear example.
Think of it like an unethical, poorly controlled social science experiment. The basic formula of puttong a few normalish people in with a bunch of narcissists makes for really excellent tension and drama.
This show is a way for Lohan to promote her business ventures, while MTV gets to test out yet another iteration of said formulaic social experiment, with hopes of netting some repeat veiwers.
The most ridiculous thing about this show is the reviews here on IMDB which feign outrage. Have you not all seen Jersey Shore? Big brother? Idle celebrity wannabes (the VIPs-
Lohan is already a celeb.) show everyone how aweful they are on camera...
Sexist, misogynistic, overproduced down right awful
Reenoeh21 February 2019
Guys get praised for basically prostituting themselves to get females to buy drinks while girls get fired for looking to modely. It's instantly clear that this show is downright sexist and based on misogynistic views. Also Lindsay seems bipolar. One time she's trying to be the nice boss who wants peace love and everybody to support each other. Other times she invades their privacy spins conspiracy theories in her head based on small sentences people say and fires people simply for being too normal. Oh wait but she also hates big personalities because there is no room for that when working for Lindsay. So what is it? No one knows that even the people that were casted. It's awful and promotes disgusting societal views. Get canceled.
Lindsay is AWFUL to her employees
ronniefago8 May 2020
She thinks she is some Oprah-esque person, but in reality she is a mess. She's awful to the people in the show, she has irrational rules (fires someone because their room wasn't clean???), and acts like some sort of incredible savior for not firing people that deserve it. And the show doesn't really have a defined structure. Definitely are some way better reality shows that your time would be much better spent watching.
Terrible horrible downright no good
lightbright-3481117 January 2019
Omg I know reality tv is cheesy but this is terrible. There seems to be no point and she always looks high and doesn't even seem to really know what's ever going on. I don't know who thought this show was a good idea but it wasn't.
I don't want to be rude, but...
tapdog8928 May 2019
Not a single likeable character on the show, not even one. All the "ambassadors" seems to be to stupid to do their job, nothing they do satesfies their boss and her business partner. The boss herself, Lindsay, is meaner then Regina George. She is portrayed as an evil countess from hell, which would be cool if it was done with some humor and charm, but unfortunately it's not. Her business partner, Panos, is even worse. No charisma, no charm, no likeability. Mykonos is such a beautiful and fun place to be, I thought some of that would show through in the series... I doesn't.
Wait... what?
davidjdoyle-140-89233510 January 2019
Seriously? I didn't know she was out of rehab...
I'm more puzzled over who paid for this tripe? They're either on some type of drug or mentally impaired to allow this train wreck of a woman to star in anything.
Nothing redeeming about this show, save your time... you've been warned!
Spoiler alert, she's still a joke
crystal-albert19 March 2019
Someone who has no sense of self or real world responsibilities shouldn't preach about work ethic because her employees might sully her 'name'. She self imploded and took care of that years ago! Apparently I've confirmed I'm a sucker for punishment watching this, I know!!!!
This is The heart is reality television show in the world.
jamesclarkjc11 January 2019
Warning: Spoilers
This show is currently the hottest reality television show globally televised. It's like you never know what to expect. With most reality shows that's not reality you because it's been edited quite a bit. Lohan Beach club keep you on the edge of your seat. I definitely think the analytics of the show from the network will sell after the first 90 days. That this is the hottest reality television show watch globally.
This type of reality tv is over.
rubin-lily16 January 2019
#DOTHELILO
kriscm_49208 January 2019
People are writing reviews and hast even watching this show the meet the cast aired January 1st and it wasn't even a real episode it was just like a sneak peak in the show , the first episode is airing today and I hope is good but I going to watch it before judging like all of these people are doing, the sneaks peeks, trailers are extremely good and entertaining.
Painful to watch
Redagus-728-32990919 January 2019
Lindsay Lohan is using this show to project her feelings onto other people. It's a very devastating situation and I was cringing every time she spoke. Please don't watch if you are trying to live a happy and fulfilling life. I wish I had more leverage in getting a show off a network, but the best I can do is give it negative reviews - along with my fellow friends of honesty. My next stop is google maps, to leave a pale, sad and irrelevant review on the beach club itself. If you haven't watched the show yet and are reading this comment, both you and Lindsay are better off if you didn't watch. I am aware that mtv has nothing better to broadcast - but I hate the fact that they are still making Lindsay feel special with her own show, when she is doing drugs at night and negatively effecting all of Greece. Down with Lindsey. This review doesn't contain any spoilers, nor are spoilers possible, because the show has no substance. Down with Lindsey
Lindsay makes no sense
abembridge8 September 2019
y-i-k-e-s
materialgworrrl14 January 2019
I watched an episode one night and it's safe to say, MTV reality shows like this are so over. They have been for a while, but this really cements this. Also, it's really obvious in the confessionals that Lindsay shot, the blurring filter is so intense it kind of looks like someone smeared vaseline on the camera.
Why would anyone pay for that??
dhammitt-8269213 January 2019
Seriously. I can go to a beach for free, and sit under an umbrella for free, with free alcohol from my reasonably priced all inclusive hotel. Why would I pay thousands of dollars to sit under an umbrella to stare at the ocean, paying for overpriced booze when it's WAY cheaper on a better beach. This show won't see a 2nd season and this broad is going to lose everything if she continues with this train wreck of an idea!
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