- Matty Webber: Mac, was that an explosion?
- Angus MacGyver: Yeah, Lambeau tried to make a run for it.
- Matty Webber: I said stall him, not stun him.
- Angus MacGyver: Well I did both. He'll be fine.
- Wilt Bozer: [getting a new shirt after he tore his old one before the start of a keg stand] "Beer love I". Why's my shirt upside down?