The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)

Mucho Loma: Parts 3-4 (1962)

Bill Scott: Bullwinkle J. Moose, Mayor, Sheriff, Rabbit, Lion, Mr. Peabody, Additional Voices

Quotes 

• Rocket J. Squirrel : Say, those wanted posters. Could any of those people be Zero?

  Sheriff : I doubt it. This one here is Juaquin Behindu.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : What's he wanted for?

  Sheriff : Don't you think a name like that is criminal? Señor Behindu is serving time in Guadalajara.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Well, he can't be Zero.

  Sheriff : This next one is Chi Chi Vasquez, a very shady lady.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : What does she do? Sell umbrellas?

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Well, she can't be Zero either.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Of course not, she's a lady.

  Sheriff : That's no lady, that's my wife!

• Judge : 99 years in jail.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : But what for, your honor?

  Judge : For jaywalking.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : That's Jay Warding.

• Bullwinkle J. Moose : Sure wish I had a pillow to rest my sleepy head upon.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Try a rock.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : I don't seem to have a rock, Rock.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : [picks up a small rock]  Here, I'll toss one.

  [a large boulder falls, almost crushing Bullwinkle] 

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Well, it's a good thing I didn't need a mountain. You probably would've thrown the world!

• Rocket J. Squirrel : [to Guadalupe Rodriguez]  That branding iron you're clinging is the one Zero uses!

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Which can mean only one thing!

  Rocket J. Squirrel : What's that, Bullwinkle?

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : I was kinda hoping you wouldn't ask.

• [Bullwinkle broke the rope trying to see if it was strong enough to climb] 

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : [to the narrator]  Magnificent moose, huh? You're just having one of your wordy days, that's all.

• Rocket J. Squirrel : Pull on the rope, Bullwinkle. See if its strong enough to hold us.

  Narrator : The magnificent moose complied.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Did you hear what he called me?

  Rocket J. Squirrel : Please pull on the rope.

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : He never used a adjective like that before.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : The rope, Bullwinkle!

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Suppose he's shining up to me for something? Maybe a loan.

  Rocket J. Squirrel : [annoyed]  Bullwinkle, if you don't...

  Bullwinkle J. Moose : Okay, Rock!