The Bullwinkle Show (TV Series)
Missouri Mish Mash: Parts 15-16 (1962)
Paul Frees: Boris Badenov, Brainwasher, Martha Washington, Casanova, Hat-Seller, Additional Voices
Quotes
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Boris Badenov : Okay, Fearless Leader. There is moose. How do we get him to lead us to Kirward Derby?
Fearless Leader : Very simple, Badenov. We simply brainwash him.
Narrator : Sure enough, the hapless moose was taken into a small room and left there with three expert brainwashers. Hours went by and finally the door swung open.
Fearless Leader : Moose is brainwashed, yes?
Brainwasher : Moose is brainwashed, no!
Fearless Leader : Why is this?
Brainwasher : Not enough brain to wash.
Bullwinkle J. Moose : I sure feel clean-headed, though.
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[Rocky calls for Bullwinkle, who starts to come out of Boris's hypnotic trance]
Fearless Leader : Quick! He's coming out of it!
Boris Badenov : Listen, Moose. When you wake up you will look for the Kirward Derby. The Kirward Derby. Do you understand?
Bullwinkle J. Moose : No, but I'll do it anyway.
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Narrator : And Bullwinkle, still under Boris's control, began to hunt for a hat. And the first place he went to, of course, was a hat store.
Fearless Leader : So, that's where we find the Kirward Derby, eh, Badenov?
Boris Badenov : But...
Fearless Leader : Dozens of our smartest secret agents have combed the world for that derby. What chance do you think a stupid moose has of finding it in an ordinary hat store?
Boris Badenov : Not very good, eh?
Fearless Leader : No chance at all, Mr. Not-So-Hotshot Badenov!
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Fearless Leader : Badenov, we must get moose under our control.
Boris Badenov : Easy, boss man. Looky here.
[pulls out kit]
Fearless Leader : What's that?
Boris Badenov : Beautiful Dreamer Hypnotism Kit.
Fearless Leader : How does it work?
Boris Badenov : First, I use little daisy buzzer to get his attention.
[presses buzzer]
Boris Badenov : Then I use whirling disc to focus his eyes.
[spins disc, then puts on glasses]
Boris Badenov : Then is put on special goo-goo glasses. Look deep into his eyes and say, "Sleep. You are going to sleep." Pretty good, huh, boss?
[Fearless Leader stands completely still in a trance]
Boris Badenov : Boss? Boss? Fearless Leader? Hey! Wake up!
Fearless Leader : [snaps out of his trance] Hmm? Hmm? What were you saying?
Boris Badenov : It's my hypnotism ki...
Fearless Leader : It will never work!