Straight Up (I) (2019)

Dana Drori: Meg

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• Meg : Oh, my God, who are you dressing up as for Ryder's birthday party?

  Todd : Ryder's having a birthday party?

  Meg : Yeah. The theme is iconic movie couples. I thought you'd be on there like Asian on rice. Didn't you get the Evite?

  Rory : White on rice.

  Meg : Yeah, but don't Asians eat more rice?

  Todd : I didn't get the Evite.

  Meg : Oh, well, you know Ryder. He's fag-get-ful.

  Zane : Are you making fun of my accent?

  Meg : Oh, no, I'm saying he's FAG-get-ful, because he's a fag who's forgetful.

  Zane : You can't say fag in America.

  Meg : Well, Todd made it up.

• Meg : Todd, do you like gay sex?

  Ryder : He wouldn't now. He's never had any.

  Meg : What? No. Really?

  Todd : I can't. It makes me think of poop, and I don't like poop - the smell, the image, the sound, the texture. Not that I've ever touched it. Ugh, God, even thinking about poop makes me want to vomit.

  Ryder : Does thinking about vomit make you wanna poo?

  Meg : Okay! No one likes poop!

  Ryder : I could offer an anecdote to the contrary.

• Todd : I think I might not be gay.

  Meg : You're gay.

  Todd : You don't know that.

  Ryder : Todd, your favorite film is "Legally Blonde."

• Meg : Girls aren't gay blind anymore... this isn't the 60s.