Family Guy (TV Series)

The Griffin Winter Games (2018)

Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin

Quotes 

• Lois Griffin : I have to say, I'm very proud of Meg.

  Peter Griffin : Who knew she was good at something? Yeah, does anybody else in the family have any secret talents we don't know about?

  Chris Griffin : I'm the Quahog edging champion.

  Peter Griffin : That's great, Chris. Now what's that?

  Chris Griffin : It's the practice of erotic sexual denial.

  Peter Griffin : [disapprovingly]  Go wait in the car. And no edging!

  Ron Howard : But he did continue edging. Bringing himself to the verge of sexual pleasure, only to stop at the last moment. I'm Ron Howard, and I do voice-overs for this show now too.

  Kristen Bell : But that was the only voice-over Ron Howard did for the show. He asked for too much money. I'm Kristen Bell, and I do reasonably-priced voice-overs.

  Josh Robert Thompson : But her voice-overs were not reasonably priced, so they turned to me. A guy who sounds like Morgan Freeman, but is not, in fact, Morgan Freeman. My name is Josh Robert Thompson, and I perform for scale.