Outlaw Johnny Black (2023)

Michael Jai White: Outlaw Johnny Black

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• Bessie Lee : [Seeing shirtless Johnny]  Holy-lujah! Umm... I brought you something for you to put in your mouth this morning. Everybody loves my hot buns. So I thought I'd come over here and give you some. Figured it's been a long time since you had any... I uh, I covered them up, to keep them hot, steamy, firm, moist. Just the way a man likes. I've also got warm honey and warm cream, you can pour on, lick off, drench and splatter all over everything. If you like. Believe me, I don't mind...

  Outlaw Johnny Black : [Getting on his knees]  I hope you don't mind, I just feel obliged to bless the food, something's just come over me.

  Bessie Lee : Ooh. Just come over me too. Let me set these buns down and I'll get right down on my knees...

  Outlaw Johnny Black : No no no Bessie, you just stay on up, and you just go on and start without me.

  Bessie Lee : You don't know my appetite. I'll have that whole thing down my throat, cream and all before you can even...

  Outlaw Johnny Black : Bessie Bessie Bessie, could you just start without me and, and stop talking?

• Outlaw Johnny Black : He's actually Deacon Deacon Deacon... the third. From a long line of Deacons... . named Deacon... who were Deacons.

• Outlaw Johnny Black : Do that shit again, I'm gonna shoot your nuts off alphabetically.

  Crackshot Bob : I'm Crackshot Bob!

  Outlaw Johnny Black : Well now you just shot.

• Elmer : Storm is a-comin'! Men, women, children, all we have is our hands, and our feet to walk. Rain comes down, and it ain't gonna go back up. Uh-uh. And all the while we know that the boll weevil don't change. But we can. Can you? Are you a boll weevil? That's right. And it don't matter what the book says. It's not about what you have in your pocket! Uh-uh! It's what your pocket has in you! It ain't the man who milks the cow! Uh-uh! But the cow that milks the man! And what's that cow gonna tell me?

  [Crowd saying 'moo'] 

  Elmer : That's right! But we know that the answer is deeper than that! Ooh I gotta pee. Yep yep yep I gotta pee this very instant.

  Brett Clayton : Margie, Cheryl, would you tend to my brother please?

  Outlaw Johnny Black : [Thinking Elmer is Jessie]  That's Jessie Lee?

  Old Man : Sure is! Best thing that ever happened to this town! Pretty and smart as a whip! The Lord worked overtime when he made her!

  Outlaw Johnny Black : Her?

  Old Man : Yeah!

  Outlaw Johnny Black : Who, well who's the...

  Old Man : That's her brother Elmer. He got kicked in the head by a mule. Ain't been right ever since.

• Outlaw Johnny Black : Say "Turn it loose!"

  Congregration : Turn it loose!

  Outlaw Johnny Black : Turn it loose!

• Outlaw Johnny Black : Percy!

  Bessie Lee : Yelling your own name won't help you!

• Outlaw Johnny Black : I wasn't... who you was with!

  Bessie Lee : Are you saying that I don't know who I'm sleeping with in the house of the Lord?

  Outlaw Johnny Black : Exactly!

• Reverend Percy : Vengeance is mine, sayeth the Lord!

  Outlaw Johnny Black : Well, justice is mine today.