Wild Bill's Milking Udders
- Video
- 1999
- 1h 26m
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Poor even for this genre
"Pregnant" and "Lactating" are two categories of porn formerly found on the bottom shelf in a dingy corner of an Adult Bookstore, filed near the "Dwarfs" and "Animals" sections. This typically crummy DVD release from Robert Hill Releasing (Mr. Bottom of the Barrel) is for milk duds fans only.
Three lengthy scenes show a pregnant woman and then a couple of overweight young ladies staring at the camera lactating. The third girl, known simply as Dairy Farm Girl, is abetted in her nipple squeezing efforts by one "Aunt Tilly", a beast of a lady apparently cast to make the other homely cast members look better by comparison.
A creepy guy who looks inbred shows up to make an introduction, presumably the untalented Wild Bill of this vein of low-budget porn. Otherwise, it's a soft-core exercise crying out for XXX content but too wimpy to deliver. For fetishists, Alabama (presumably named after the classic Coltrane song written at the height of the Civil Rights movement) uses a breast pump which helps elongate her swollen nipples to about 2-inches each, not as erotic as it is "spectacle".
Three lengthy scenes show a pregnant woman and then a couple of overweight young ladies staring at the camera lactating. The third girl, known simply as Dairy Farm Girl, is abetted in her nipple squeezing efforts by one "Aunt Tilly", a beast of a lady apparently cast to make the other homely cast members look better by comparison.
A creepy guy who looks inbred shows up to make an introduction, presumably the untalented Wild Bill of this vein of low-budget porn. Otherwise, it's a soft-core exercise crying out for XXX content but too wimpy to deliver. For fetishists, Alabama (presumably named after the classic Coltrane song written at the height of the Civil Rights movement) uses a breast pump which helps elongate her swollen nipples to about 2-inches each, not as erotic as it is "spectacle".
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- May 30, 2018
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