- Ella Lopez: [Regarding Lucifer's car] Such an unfit parent for such a sweet little baby. I should have stolen her from you when I had the chance.
- Chloe Decker: All right, we can do this one of three ways.
- Rex Wilson: The easy way or...
- [Chloe kicks him back down]
- Rex Wilson: What the hell!
- Chloe Decker: There is no easy way. We can do this the fast way, the slow way... Then, there's my favorite way!
- [Punches him in the nuts]
- Chloe Decker: So, try, maybe, 'cause there is nothing I love more than making a grown man cry.
- Lead Guard: How the hell did you make it out here anyway?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Look, just give me a moment, and I'll be out of your...
- [Is about to say 'hair', notices guard is bald]
- Lucifer Morningstar: Look, just move.
- Ella Lopez: I mean, I was thinking of taking a very different career path, but the way you brought Bonnie to life, it really spoke to me.
- Chloe Decker: Thank you, but you do know by the end of the movie, Bonnie did join the police force.
- Ella Lopez: Huh, well, no, I never really watched it to the end.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Maybe I'll tag along.
- Chloe Decker: It's never gonna happen.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Care to wager?
- Lucifer Morningstar: She was very generous with information after I was very generous with the old...
- Chloe Decker: Okay, I don't want to know.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Consider the suspect well and truly pumped.
- Chloe Decker: [Looks at her dad] F-F-For information. Uh-huh. He means pumped for information.
- [Turns to Lucifer]
- Chloe Decker: What happened to doing your hypno-eye thing? With the eyes.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Oh. That's what you meant.
- Chloe Decker: Yes.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, no, we went at it like little bunnies. Next time you should be more specific.
- Chloe Decker: Dad, it's not what you're thinking.
- Lt. John Decker: Good, 'cause if you're still working with that mentally ill nightclub owner, what's-his-name...
- Erika Dunlap: [Moaning from inside trailer] Lucifer! Lucifer!
- Dan Espinoza: I'll also be watching to make sure you don't sneak out and disappear.
- Charlotte: Because you'd miss me if I did?
- Dan Espinoza: You know what? Maybe I would.
- Lt. John Decker: What if you wanted to become a cop?
- Chloe Decker: What if I did?
- Lt. John Decker: Oh, Monkey. I've been shot at, beat up, chased by a naked guy with a harpoon, once.
- [Smiles]
- Lt. John Decker: And... none of those things scare me as much as thinking of you in those situations. It was never about whether you could handle it. It was whether I could.
- Chloe Decker: We found your prints all over that murder weapon.
- Ben Rogers: [Nervous] You did?
- Lucifer Morningstar: We did?
- Chloe Decker: We didn't, but now I know you killed him.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Ah. Nice bit of improvisation there, Ms. Decker. I don't care what the critics say. You do have range.
- Chloe Decker: Maybe I'm tired of playing a cop in the movies, you know? Maybe... Maybe I'd like to play detective for real.
- Lucifer Morningstar: What? Hang up the glitz and the glamour for a badge and a naked man with a harpoon?
- Dan Espinoza: You better stay out of it, or I swear to God, you're gonna be sorry.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Must we bring my Father into this?
- Amenadiel: Since you refuse to return to Hell, I can't possibly face our siblings or...
- Lucifer Morningstar: Dad? Yeah. Quite the judgmental one,
- Charlotte: [Catching Dan stealing from Evidence] Naughty, naughty Detective Espinoza.
- Dan Espinoza: I'm just making sure the bills are real.
- Charlotte: The only way to make sure is to spend it, right?
- Chloe Decker: We should stop stepping on each other's toes, because we both clearly want the same thing.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Oh, that's very forward of you, Ms. Decker. Yes, I will have sex with you.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Well, this case seems to be in very capable hands. So off I go.
- Chloe Decker: All right.
- Lucifer Morningstar: I mean, after all, you did take down the head of the Yakuza in single-hand combat. And defeat the Armenian mob in a rather spectacular car chase through Rome... although, strangely, it looked a lot more like Vancouver to me.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Wait, have you been flying around this whole time like some sort of feathery homeless man?
- Lucifer Morningstar: I hear Uriel's gone and grown a mustache.
- Amenadiel: He did?
- Lucifer Morningstar: I wouldn't know. I'm stuck down here. But you should.
- God: The butterfly effect also works on people who might have died and been inhabited by, say, your mom, who now isn't.
- God: People accuse me of being controlling. And yes, I may have put Chloe in Lucifer's path. But what if I didn't? Would they still get together?... Normally it would be impossible to get an answer to that question, but I can. Just one of the benefits of being God.
- God: Once upon a time, there was a world, just like ours, but with one small change that changed everything...
- Chloe Decker: I don't know why, but I actually thought he'd be proud of me.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Well, disappointing fathers is a rite of passage, Ms. Decker. Take it from someone who's made a living out of it.
- Mazikeen: If I ever see you and that boy toy in Los Angeles again, I will gut that pretty belly of yours. Everyone knows you don't steal from the Devil.