- Norman: When begging, it's good to have an exact number.
- Sandy Kominsky: You'll get it all back. We'll set up a payment plan, say, a thousand dollars a month.
- Norman: [laughs] Math isn't really your strong suit, is it?
- Sandy Kominsky: Why?
- Norman: Why? That's 25 years. You know how old I'll be when you finish paying me off? Dead!
- Sandy Kominsky: Okay. How about if I push it up to eleven hundred a month?
- Norman: Still dead.