- Linda Belcher: Oh, you too, Sergeant Bosco?
- Sergeant Bosco: Shush! I'm undercover.
- Bob Belcher: You're wearing your badge outside your shirt.
- Sergeant Bosco: Dammit! Just treat me like a regular customer.
- Linda Belcher: Okay. What'll you have, Sergeant Customer?
- Sergeant Bosco: I'll have a... coffee.
- Gene Belcher: Very convincing.
- Sergeant Bosco: Shush!
- Gene Belcher: Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water.
- Tina Belcher: [Hits herself swinging the whistle] Ow!
- Louise Belcher: It's not.
- Gene Belcher: At least you get to keep that sweet, sweet whistle.
- Tina Belcher: Uh, no. I got bring it back tomorrow.
- Louise Belcher: Well, play us something before you bring it back, will you?
- [Tina blows whistle]
- Bob Belcher: Ma-Maybe not. Maybe not. It's a little shrill.
- Louise Belcher: You let mom talk.
- Linda Belcher: What?
- Sergeant Bosco: So we're gonna have to confiscate your router for evidence. We'll return it as soon as we can, and by that I mean you're better off getting a new router.