- Louise Belcher: [Reading Tina's diary] Tina's going to the top of Mount Windygap by herself!
- Gene Belcher: Aah!
- Louise Belcher: Also, she's having that dream again.
- Gene Belcher: The one where Jimmy Jr. and Zeke switch heads?
- Louise Belcher: Yeah.
- Gene Belcher: What's that about?
- Tina Belcher: I didn't come all this way just to be cooped up. We should be up to our asses in nature.
- Louise Belcher: But Tina, nature's all around us, girl. This napkin came from a tree.
- Gene Belcher: And this syrup, tree. This sausage, tree.