Lucifer (TV Series)
Quintessential Deckerstar (2018)
Tom Ellis: Lucifer Morningstar
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Quotes
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Delivery Guy : You Dan Espinoza?
Lucifer Morningstar : How dare you.
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Charlotte : Deep down, I know what I helped cover up was murder.
Lucifer Morningstar : I believe her.
Chloe Decker : Really?
Lucifer Morningstar : Mm.
Chloe Decker : Why?
Lucifer Morningstar : Well, which quintessential response would you like? The obscure enigmatic one or the blunt nonsensical one?
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Lucifer Morningstar : When Charlotte had her mini-death, she went to Hell. Forest haunted her Hell loop and now is haunting her nightmares... which, sidebar, Dan is also a part of, so things are heating up there.
Charlotte : Oh, well, that sure is nonsense.
Lucifer Morningstar : Oh, don't worry. The detective won't believe me.
[Chloe glares at him]
Lucifer Morningstar : See? It's classic us.
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Mia Hytner : [about her affair] Before I knew it, we were...
Lucifer Morningstar : Hitting a home run? Digging into the dugout? Slamming it out of the park?
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Robert Ertz : Devon was the heart and soul of King Clay. I can't tell you how hard it's been.
Lucifer Morningstar : [Believes he had an affair with the victim] Emphasis on the "hard."
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Lucifer Morningstar : Right now, I can't show you, so I'm just going to have to tell you. Detective, Chloe, I *am* the Devil.
Chloe Decker : No, you're not. Not to me.
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Lucifer Morningstar : All work and no play makes the detective... a shoe.
[Holds up monopoly piece]
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Lucifer Morningstar : It's best if everyone involved just goes back to normal.
Linda Martin : Easier said than done, Lucifer.
Lucifer Morningstar : Yes, you may be right.
[Has a thought]
Lucifer Morningstar : Maybe I should *do* normal rather than just say it.
Linda Martin : Huh?
Lucifer Morningstar : Help speed things along a little. Ah. Another nugget. Thank you, Doctor.
[Leaves]
Linda Martin : Yep. Back to normal.
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Linda Martin : Just because she didn't choose Pierce doesn't mean she chose you.
Lucifer Morningstar : And just because she un-chose Pierce doesn't not mean she didn't choose me.
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Lucifer Morningstar : My shenanigans leading to a break in the case? That is quintessential Deckerstar.
[Chloe rolls her eyes]
Lucifer Morningstar : And the eye roll. Now you're getting it.
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Amenadiel : Maybe celestial beings and humans... Luci, maybe they aren't that different.
Lucifer Morningstar : What, are we talking in bed? 'Cause we all know my skills are preternatural.
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Ella Lopez : Average height, average build, no visible scars or tattoos. I mean, even his shoes are so boring.
Lucifer Morningstar : Mm, no wonder he's stealing sneaker secrets.