- Willy: [singing] Six little chickens at the end of the line / Six little chickens at the end of the line / One happy weasel says it's dinner time / Six little chickens might be just fine! / Six little chickens in a weasel's den / Four little roosters and a couple of hens / Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide / Six little chickens at the end of the line / Six little chickens - watch out now! / Six little chickens - here comes the weasel! / Six little chickens running out of time - oops! / Five little chickens at the end of the line...
- Tex Macadoo: We had some great times. Kids laughin', smilin', eatin' hot dogs, openin' presents... You know the story, right? Well, some of these little bastards started crawlin' over the characters, they get hurt, couple of lawsuits later from mommy safety organizations, and wam-bam-thank-you-ma'am, we're out of business. Shut us right down.
- Tex Macadoo: [Holding up a Willy's Wonderland t-shirt] Congratulations. You are officially on staff!
- Willy: Hey Tito!
- Tito the Turtle: Hola, Willy!
- Willy: I hear there's a birthday boy in the audience tonight!
- Tito the Turtle: Si, Willy. Cantamos!