Abbi Jacobson: Katie, Dog Cop
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Quotes
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[holding Monchi who is dressed like a cop]
Katie Mitchell : [as Monchi] I'm here to bust criminals and lick my own butt. And I'm all out of criminals.
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Katie Mitchell : My parents haven't figured me out yet. To be fair, it took a while to figure myself out.
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Katie Mitchell : Aaron, do you have a credit card?
Aaron Mitchell : I'm a child.
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Katie Mitchell : I never fit in, for lots of reasons.
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[repeated line]
Aaron Mitchell : Raptor bash?
Katie Mitchell : Raptor bash.
[they both fist-bump and hiss like raptors]
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Katie Mitchell : [approaching an abandoned mall] Oh my gosh - this is like 'Dawn of the Dead!'
Rick Mitchell : [sarcastic] Yeah, and how'd that movie end?
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Linda Mitchell : That's my Katie! Are you eating enough? How's classes? Are you and Jade official and will you be bringing her home for Thanksgiving?
Katie Mitchell : Easy, mom. It's only been a few weeks!
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Katie Mitchell : I spy a flaming IHop. It's sad, but it smells incredible.
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Dirk : [walking by Katie's dorm room] Thanks again for saving the world, K-Bones!
Katie Mitchell : [shoots fingerguns] No problem, Dirk.
