- [first lines]
- Kim Possible: So, a few years ago, I accidentally received a distress call. I was done with my homework, so... I answered it. Now, I save the world. Okay, here's the sitch. A big-deal slime scientist has been captured by the evil Professor Dementor, and I'm gonna rescue him. Who am I? I'm Kim Possible.
- Kim Possible: Ron, I never told you this, but I'm terrified of electric eels!
- Ron Stoppable: I can't believe we'er still learning about each other.
- Ron Stoppable: Kim, Remember when I told you I'd jump off a cliff for you? I didn't think it would happen.
- Shego: Yelling at me might make you feel better, but it doesn't make me feel worse, just an FYI.
- Dr. Drakken: It's just a minor bump on the road to victory.
- Nana Possible: Something's up.
- Kim Possible: It's me. I'm off. It's like the moment I entered high school I just stopped being good at things. Even worse Athena had one good fight and she's instantly better than me.
- Nana Possible: Well, she's you're friend, isn't she?
- Kim Possible: Yes but, I've never met anyone who's better than me and I know how stupid that sounds but it's like whatever I have that makes me me, she has more of it.
- Nana Possible: Jealousy is unhealthy.
- Kim Possible: I'm not jealous. I'm Kim Possible! I save the world and I'm a straight A student. That's who I am.
- Athena: Hey, It's your mission suite! Why did you stop wearing this?
- Kim Possible: It just started to feel sort of... cartoony after a while.
- Kim Possible: Athena, we're here! Come on, let's go.
- Athena: I'm not going anywhere with you, Kim.
- Kim Possible: You're mad. I get that. I'm sorry. I really messed up at the assembly, I know.
- Athena: Kim, you were a garbage friend way before the fight at the assembly. It was great when I was your pet project who blew up your ego. "You're the best, Kim!" "I can't believe I'm doing a friendship with Kim Possible!" But the moment that I started to surpass you, you fell apart.
- Kim Possible: You're right. I was so caught up in all my drama. But I'll be better now, thanks to you.
- Athena: You're sorry, and you're better now. I'm so happy for you. But my purpose here was not to be your friend who inspires you. No. As you can see...
- [takes off a chunk of her face to reveal a robotic skeleton]
- Athena: I'm far more complex than that. My purpose was to destroy you.
- [puts piece of face back on]
- Athena: And I nailed it.
- Shego: [Drakken is in prison and Shego comes in while he's playing with a Kim Possible doll] Did I catch you at a sad time, Drakken?
- Dr. Drakken: Don't sneak up on me like that, Shego. And, for your information, this is a scale model revenge simulator.
- Shego: It's a dolly and a toilet.
- Dr. Glopman: From now on, I will only use my slime for the good of humanity.
- Ron Stoppable: Maybe the occasional kids' award show.
- Dr. Drakken: [from trailer] Kim Possible, Something about her makes her able to defeat villain after villain after villain.
- Kim Possible: Mr. Barkin?
- Mr. Barkin: Yeah, that's me. I'm subbing for Mrs. Bailey, she's off on eternity leave.
- Kim Possible: You mean maternity?
- Mr. Barkin: No. I mean she's gone, and she ain't comin' back.