- Andi Burns: OK, kids, pay attention: this is a dishwasher
- [opening dishwasher]
- Andi Burns: ; this
- [indicating herself]
- Andi Burns: is NOT a dishwasher!
- Kate Burns: [Scoffingly] We know what a dishwasher is!
- Andi Burns: OK, prove it by putting your dishes inside.
- Emme Burns: [Scornfully] It's full of wine glasses!
- Andi Burns: [Abashed, closes dishwasher] When you have kids you'll understand!
- Adam Burns: I'm ALREADY involved - my pillow smells like Brylcreem... It's like sleeping in Ronald Reagan's arms!
- Joe: [Coming into the kitchen] Umm, I smell meatloaf!
- Beverly: Of course you do, you selfish bastard!
- [Storms out]
- Joe: [Raging at Adam] What did you DO, boy?
- Adam Burns: I told her you missed her.
- Joe: What, are you writing a romance novel?