2 Broke Girls (TV Series)

And the Two Openings: Part Two (2016)

Kat Dennings: Max Black

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Quotes 

• Max Black : [sees a plate of Japanese sushi]  How long can sushi be sitting out?

  [Max puts it in her mouth then spits it back out] 

  Max Black : Ooh! Not that long.

  [tales another] 

  Max Black : What about this one?

• Sophie Kachinsky : Oh! I'm in pain. Oh, I'm about to have a baby for the first time.

  Oleg : Okay. I'm ready. I popped a Pepto and what I'm now realizing was a laxative.

  Max Black : Oleg, you stay out of the splash zone. It's go time.

  [sticks her head under the blanket] 

  Max Black : Oh there is some seriously birthy stuff going on down here.

  Oleg : Should we get a doctor? Even a girl one?

  Max Black : There's no time. Because of all the oozing gunk.

  [Oleg groans] 

  Caroline Channing : Push, Sophie, push!

  Sophie Kachinsky : [groans]  You, you, you, you did this to me with your gorgeous penis.

  Oleg : We are both sorry!

  Caroline Channing : Max, anything else disgusting going on down there?

  Max Black : Oh yeah, we got a real sick situation here. Man, there's a lot of placenta goo.

  Oleg : I haven't been this woozy since I was in a SuperTarget.