- Louise Belcher: Is that Regular-Sized Rudy?
- Gene Belcher: Why does he have Matthew McConaughey's body language?
- Louise Belcher: Gene, you're in the tournament? But you've never played ga-ga ball before.
- Gene Belcher: Well, Whoopi Goldberg wasn't a nun before, but she had to go into witness protection and she turned that choir around!
- Tina Belcher: You just got "Banged."
- [points to her bangs]
- Bob Belcher: Tina, don't say banged.
- Tina Belcher: What's wrong with banged? I banged you, I banged Mom, I'll bang everyone at school.