American Dad! (TV Series)

Santa, Schmanta (2017)

Curtis Armstrong: Snot Lonstein

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Quotes 

• Roger : [singing to the tune of Jingle Bells]  Jingle bells Santa smells, everything's so lame, Christmas time is such a grime

  [caroler shoves him] 

  Roger : Hey don't push me away! Hey!

  Snot Lonstein : [singing]  Jingle bells I'm unwell watching others play, they have fun but I am bummed, cuz Santa skips my place

  Roger : [drives his car through the mall]  Crashing through the mall, cuz I'm driving while I'm baked, but I don't care at all

  Snot Lonstein : [pops up in the car with him]  I was crying the whole way

  Roger : Ha, ha, ha, ha

  [singing] 

  Roger : See that Christmas tree, all those kids in line, all we see is red and green and a few ugly hate crimes

  [drives past a Jewish boy being bullied] 

  Snot Lonstein : [singing]  Jingle bells hear me yell Jewish gifts are dumb, what's in the box oh it's just socks and not a paintball gun

  Roger : [singing]  Jingle bells this is hell, Hanukkah's so lame, compared to this it's like a briss, just chop my dick away!