- Ruff Ruffman: Now how many Cat Grooming shows can the public put up with? I mean, just look at what Fetch is up against this season, "This Old Fur", "The Fur Is Flying", The Meow-Meow Shampoo Hour",
- [Ruff's phone rings]
- Ruff Ruffman: Ooh, the Henry Hotline!
- [pants excitedly and answers]
- Ruff Ruffman: Henry! Hiiiii~! Yes, I know I've got a lot of competition this season, but, I've got a plan!
- [turns on a hologram of a hat]
- Ruff Ruffman: The Lost Helmet of Victory! Legend has it that the possessor of this helmet will be invincible.