- Sheldon: What are you doing?
- Mary: Confiscating your comic books. You can have them back when you're 18.
- Sheldon: You're taking Casper the Friendly Ghost?
- Mary: "Ghost" is sacrilegious. Nothing friendly about that.
- Sheldon: Very well. There's one more book that belongs to the box. Filled with adultery, genocide and even human sacrifice.
- [Tosses the Bible on the pile]
- Sheldon: [Referring to being rejected for a job at one of their stores at 9 years old] When people wonder why Radio Shack eventually went out of business, you can point to this moment.
- George Sr.: You're really holding the line on this.
- Mary: I'm sorry, but he just pushed my buttons.
- George Sr.: Don't be sorry. I'm diggin' it.
- [winks]
- Georgie: Ew.
- Missy: Gross.
- Meemaw: I agree. Pretty gross.
- George Sr.: [slight pause] Y'all are mean.
- Meemaw: Had enough? You gonna back down?
- Mary: No. He's real smart, but he has to learn he doesn't know everything.
- George Sr.: Woman, you are gettin' sexier by the second.
- Mary: I just realized something. College applications cost money just to send in.
- Sheldon: They do?
- Mary: Fifty, sixty dollars a pop. I don't think you have that kind of money, do you?
- George Sr.: [Sheldon glares at Mary] Excuse me, I... I have to go take a cold shower.
- [hides his crotch with his napkin as he gets up]