Hazbin Hotel (TV Series)
Pilot (2019)
Dave Capdevielle: The Microphone
Quotes
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[Charlie investigates a knock on the hotel door, opening to her shock to see Alastor]
Alastor : Hel-
[Charlie slams the door. Processes for a moment then reopens]
Alastor : -lo!
Charlie : [Charlie slams the door again] Hey Vaggie?
Vaggie : Whaat?
Charlie : The Radio Demon is at the door!
Vaggie : WHAT?
Angel Dust : Uh, who?
Charlie : What should I do?
Vaggie : [scoffs] Well, don't let him in!
Alastor : [Charlie hesitates, but ends up opening the door] May I speak now?
Charlie : You may.
Alastor : Alastor! Pleasure to be meeting you, sweetheart! Quite a pleasure! Excuse my sudden visit but I saw your fiasco on the picture show, and I just couldn't resist! What the performance! Why I haven't been that entertained since the stock market crash of 1929!
[entertained laugh]
Alastor : So many orphans...
Vaggie : [Holds up Alastor with a spear] Stop right there! Cabrón hijo de perra! I know your game, and I'm not gonna let you hurt anyone here! You pompous, cheesy, talk show shitlord!
Alastor : [lowering Vaggie's spear] Dear, if I wanted to hurt anyone here...
[turns demonic]
Alastor : ... I would had done so already.
[returns to normal]
Alastor : No! I'm here because I want to help!
Charlie : ...Say what now?
Alastor : Help!
[laughs]
Alastor : Hello? Is this thing on? Testing! Testing!
[Alastor nudges his microphone staff]
The Microphone : Well I heard you loud and clear!