- Edward Nygma: [once again almost killed] I have the strong desire to never, ever see this pier again.
- Oswald Cobblepot: I agree...
- The Dentist: [torturing Nygma] His strength of mind is impressive.
- Sofia Falcone: You *are* going to tell me where to find Penguin, or I will make all of this look like a pleasant dream.
- Edward Nygma: Okay... I can be done with the teeth, the eyes, or the mind. What am I? I can be humorous, but I'm never funny! What am I?
- [Sofia takes a scalpel from the dentist and stabs Nygma in the thigh]
- Sofia Falcone: Tell me where he is.
- Edward Nygma: [laughs through his pain] I *am* telling you, you're just too stupid to figure it out!
- [Penguin shoots the two thugs about to execute Nygma]
- Edward Nygma: Oswald. How...? Did you already kill Sofia?
- Oswald Cobblepot: No. She left the mansion to pursue Jim Gordon.
- Edward Nygma: Why didn't you just stay at the home, wait until she came there and kill her?
- Oswald Cobblepot: Then I wouldn't have been here on time.
- Edward Nygma: You gave up your revenge for me?
- Oswald Cobblepot: Trust is so very hard to find in Gotham. But I trust you, Ed.
- Bruce Wayne: What?
- Selina Kyle: You're just... different.
- Bruce Wayne: Different how?
- Selina Kyle: Well, you were a complete douchebag to me at the club, and now you're... not.
- Bruce Wayne: Listen, Selina, about that night...
- Selina Kyle: Oh, no, you're not gonna try to apologize to me, are you?
- Bruce Wayne: No, I just wanted to say...
- Selina Kyle: Save it. Because you're probably gonna be a douchebag to me later anyway.
- Bruce Wayne: [smiles] Missed you, too.
- Oswald Cobblepot: What if being frozen affects my brain the way it did Nygma? I cannot afford...
- Victor Fries: [hefts his freeze gun] Ready?
- Oswald Cobblepot: Not yet! I...
- Victor Fries: Don't care.
- [freezes him]
- Edward Nygma: You want to know how I found him? So turns out, Zsas is a huge fan of the disco, so I dressed up as an old polish...
- Oswald Cobblepot: Another time.