- Samantha Cage: [MacGyver lies in a hospital bed] You're becoming a regular here.
- Angus MacGyver: I should ask if they have a loyalty card. I'm like two punches away from a free kidney.
- Matty Webber: [to MacGyver] So glad you can join us. Sorry to interrupt your busy schedule with a matter of national security.
- [Jack snorts]
- Matty Webber: Got something you want to say, Jack?
- Jack Dalton: No. Maybe. I just love it when someone other than me's in the doghouse, that's all.
- Jack Dalton: Let me shoot the lock off that thing, go a whole lot faster.
- Matty Webber: And if you accidentally hit the canister of VX gas, you and Mac will be a whole lot deader.
- Jack Dalton: Yeah, well, it wouldn't be boring. I'm bored. I don't do bored well.
- Angus MacGyver: Really? Hadn't noticed.
- Wilt Bozer: [about his younger brother's death during an interrogation conducted by Leanna] It was my little brother's birthday. My mom went to pick up the cake. We were playing. I don't know how he got it, it was always locked up, but there it was. First, I thought it was a toy, only it was so big in his little hand. And as he got closer, I realized it was my father's gun. He started chasing me with it. Pretending to be a policeman. And then he tripped. I had never heard anything that loud before in my life. Or seen so much blood. Congratulations. You got me to do something I haven't done since that day: talk about Josh's death.