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1/10
The best Horror movie ever.
kinshuk-gaur18 October 2018
I was itching to write something about this movie with 15 min into it. Trying hard to restrain myself, but after a pain striking hour watching this junk I was left wondering. Why? on earth I am watching the king of nepotism Arjun Kapoor and the puerile Parineeta performing their histrionics on screen.

I was away from this movie to regain some sense and breath. I don't know what happened in that hour because it was scary. I got an impression of watching some get together scenes of a couple of people.

I am sure of never being so magnificent in my writing ever. Please save yourself, this gives a sense of Armageddon.

The best Horror movie ever.
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1/10
A Must Watch! Please read the full review.
msdianforever18 October 2018
2018 has been a year of ups and down for Bollywood. While we've got masterpieces like Padman, Padmaavat, Andhadhun, Sanju, Tumbadd, Raazi etc. We've also got some films that are utter crap! And if you thought Race 3 was the worst of the year, you are wrong. Namaste London has beaten it! The plot is senseless, in fact it makes me wonder why did they even think of making this movie. I don't have any words for the performances because nobody acted. Arjun Kapoor was horrible, I mean he's starring in a comedy film when he can't change a single expression! How did Vipul Shah even imagine him as a replacement for Akshay Kumar? Parineeti is annoying and her dialogues are one of the worst you'll ever hear. There are some movies that are bad so you skip them but Namaste England comes in the category of films that you have to watch just to know how cringy Bollywood can get
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1/10
"Only comparable to RACE 3" in terms of worst film of the year
elixir02418 October 2018
The whole time I was thinking, how can the same director makes such a bad movie. Man..I'm a bit optimistic that this movie will do well not because of the cast but the director is well known and gave few good movies(Holiday, Nameste London) in the past. But this movie, it's a total let you down. I seriously recommend to watch any good rom-com on Netflix or watch ANDHADHUN or TUMBBAD. Bakwaas... "Utterly non-sense" movie of the year ONLY comparable to RACE 3.

People who agree with me please vote Y or N. Thanks
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1/10
Beyond Pathetic!!!
dpshrs18 October 2018
Wow i mean what a movie Woaah!!!.. Its a masterpiece Chutiyap film of 2018.. and yes it beats Race 3 in both cringe level and Stupidity..
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1/10
Boring movie
anchalverma-2351218 October 2018
Bad acting..weak story line.. And copied music... Plz don't waste your time and money on it...
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1/10
Save yourself
theHulk65518 October 2018
Movie isn't worth watching. Save your time and money. Movie is boring slow and gives a free headache.
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1/10
No option to give 0 stars
amith-3614518 October 2018
Bhagwan Bollywood Ko bachaye. Namaste Bollywood could be a better title.
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1/10
Adrenalin released...!
munnavar01619 October 2018
Worst movie ever in hindi film industry creating an distratrous environment.in the threatre between the audience actors over action made me to write this.....anger harmons released a couple of times
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1/10
Fantastically wonderful movie
Mysticsoul10819 October 2018
Wow what an amazing movie. Perfect story. Great acting. awesome dialogues. an Oscar performance. Totally believable plot. A must see for someone planning a quick exit from LIFE! Hats off to the writer, director, producers and c all involved in this film for successfully achieving the worst movie ever !
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1/10
Don't watch
sararasaku21 October 2018
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Don't watch this movie
jaheenahmed30 March 2019
Just don't watch this movie and this movie doesn't deserve any type of ratings. This is 2018 worst film not Salman's race 3, Aamir's Thug of hindustan and Srk's zero
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10/10
Underrated film
niveshju-427-30833224 April 2020
Movie is good not worth may be 10 rating.. But too push the ratings up I am giving it 10...personally I give it 6 star raing
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6/10
Old story with new star cast
madhu-9379018 October 2018
Nothing new in the movie, predictable family emotional drama movie. Parineeti looks pretty in Indian attire, Arjun Kapoor looks good in some parts and otherwise appears obese. Music is good. You are not missing anything if you don't watch this one.b
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1/10
Pls help Bollywood and retire you 2
anitij22 October 2018
Movie is a shamble, nepotism at its best - non sense movie with no story, zero acting skills.

And for god sake, stop putting unnecessary songs specially stupid raps
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1/10
Wait what?
SarvagyaBhargava18 October 2018
This will be your reaction to everything. Literally everything in this movie is for people who like leave their minds at home and come to eat pop corn and drink pepsi at the cinema halls. "Bhai matlab, director ne FIITJEE ki coaching li thi kya?"
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1/10
WORST MOVIE
karanjokj19 October 2018
Do yourself a favor and don't watch this movie! Rather watch Namastey London again on TV. Disaster.
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1/10
If you want a revenge or want your girlfriend to leave you. Please go to see this movie
dsujitk30 October 2018
If you want a revenge or want your girlfriend to leave you. Please go to see this movie. Parineeti chopra is losing on good movie, acting and hindi movie industry.
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1/10
Worst of worst
nikhilmanali18 October 2018
Useless songs and both lead actor have no clue about acting.
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1/10
super flop film
aprabhakar-7684718 October 2018
Arjun kapoor means flop film . same as before . pari is xerox copy of arjun . both waste their time in acting a film .
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1/10
ALVIDA ENGLAND.
gursharan155119 October 2018
I've stopped reviewing good movies, 'cause they don't require reviews. I wanted to watch VENOM but due to some unfortunate circumstances I had to watch this awful disaster that people assume is a film. The story was just something teenagers come up with in their wild daydreams. I guess Race 3 was still better in comparison to this. There's a new competition, that who'll come up with the most flawed and shitty story and acting skills. Wastage of time.
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1/10
Damn!!
kummulnkprk21 October 2018
Don't waste your money on this pathetic. .............Instead go and watch badhai ho badhai.
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10/10
Best movie
alysakooblall31 October 2018
This is one of the best movies I've seen in a long time. I'm so disappointed in the reviews this movie got because all of our families who are immigrants went through this. It's relatable. This movie should of gotten so much more positive reviews.
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6/10
Predictable
anilk00721 October 2018
A modern romantic drama with a reasonable story. First-half was shot in India, 2nd-half (the better half) in London. Some nice locations. Very predictable ending.
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1/10
Deserves a Zero!
ankitsa1719 October 2018
One of the very few movies that has earned the right to a zero rating.... waste of time , talented actors , money etc

Horrible for Indian cinema and not fitting to the amazing Namaste London
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1/10
Raj ke fudu film............. Don't try to waste money. If u have extra. mess me. I giv u any a/c no. Thanx
mrinderjeet19 October 2018
Warning: Spoilers
Fudu movie......................... fudu direction. Fudu casting
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