Happy! (TV Series)

Year of the Horse (2017)

Christopher Meloni: Nick Sax

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• Nick Sax : Look, I've been chased around the block a few too many times to believe in this mumbo jumbo.

  Elizabeth : The universe has an order to it. Fortunes shed light on that order. Each one is unique and each one finds the person that's supposed to read it.

  Happy : She's helping us, Nick. Be nice.

  Nick Sax : I'm gonna choose my words very carefully. Um... I can appreciate in order to sell your dry, flavorless cookies, you gotta peddle this story that, frankly, makes you sound like a simple-minded asshole. But there... is no such thing as the cosmic order. The universe is a callous, indifferent bitch, and it will fuck you every chance it gets. And once you think it's done with you, it will flip you right over and fuck you from behind.

  Elizabeth : [getting in his face]  Do you think I'm afraid of a skeptic? You don't dominate the tri-state area and possibly Delaware by being afraid of skeptics.

  Nick Sax : I'm rock-hard right now.

• Nick Sax : I'm trying to locate a man, eats here, maybe he orders in. Uh, big, smelly animal, uh... looks like Santa Claus if you ran him over with a Mack Truck and sprayed him with cat piss.

• Ping : You can hide, but you can't run, Sax!

  Nick Sax : It's a shame there's only five of you. With six, you get eggroll.

• Nick Sax : I have no idea what you're doing back there, but I want it to stop. Are you doing jazz hooves?

  Happy : I'm doing the dance of hope.

  Nick Sax : Is that to get around the "no singing" rule? Because this is just as annoying.

• Happy : There's always hope, Nick.

  Nick Sax : Always hope. There's always hope. Uh, let me tell you something about hope. Hope... is like this lighter! Screw it, you dance all you want. I don't give a shit. And you know something? If you think that a bolt is gonna come out of the blue and miraculously just light our way...

  [as he holds up his lit lighter, a flash of lightning illuminates a nearby building] 

  Nick Sax : Holy shit.

  Happy : Oh, my god, Nick. Gimbel's is where Santa's daddy worked.

  Nick Sax : I know. That's why I just said "holy shit."