Mike Jeavons: Mike J.

Quotes 

• Mike J. : Hello, I'm a British person, and yes, I'm back! I've done my two years of obligatory services hand to the Queen, so I'm here and I'm ready and willing and raring to go to watch some shameful sequels... Shit. And the first film I've decided to tackle on my return is "Kindergarten Cop 2".

  [does a spit take, only to find his cup empty] 

  Mike J. : Oh, my cup was empty. But you'd better believe I was jolly well surprised! If you've never seen "Kindergarten Cop", then you probably had a very decent childhood - unlike me. But then again, I watched it with my uncle Steve, and he liked to cuddle while we watched it. The first film was made in 1990, and was kind of at the start of Schwarzenegger's kid movie phase, kind of like what Vin Diesel did with "The Pacifier", and The Rock did with "The Tooth Fairy". But this is "Kindergarten Cop 2", and of course none of the original cast return. So which established action star of the last ten years is entering their unfortunate family phase? Dolph Lundgren. Oh, OK.