Family Guy (TV Series)

Petey IV (2017)

Seth Green: Chris Griffin

Quotes 

• Vladimir Putin : Well, Peter, thank you for showing me Quahog.

  Peter Griffin : Ah, it was fun. I'm gonna miss you, Vladimir.

  Vladimir Putin : So, come with me back to Russia. I need friend.

  Peter Griffin : Aw, I'm flattered, but my home is here. And besides, I can't go to Russia. I'm scared of Brigitte Nielsen.

  Vladimir Putin : She is here with you in your country.

  Peter Griffin : She-she's here now? Is she... O... all ri...

  [ushering him onto the plane] 

  Peter Griffin : Okay, okay, let's go. Let's go, let's go, wheels up, let's go!

  [Nielsen bursts onto the runway] 

  Peter Griffin : Oh, my god, she can smell the tiny bottles of booze. We gotta go! We gotta go now!

  [catching up, she hangs onto the wheel well, but the force of take-off pushes her off] 

  Chris Griffin : [praying at his bedside]  Dear Lord, please send me a 6'7" blonde woman who likes to drink until she blacks out.

  [she crashes through the roof of another house] 

  John Herbert : I think we got our prayers crossed.

  [a boy about his age crashes through the roof onto Chris' bed]